Random Thoughts II
on 1/21/2003 (8)
Like many other people from across the galaxy, I often sit around and ponder the intricacies of life itself. Some of these thoughts may be deep or thought provoking, most won't. Below are some such thoughts from the deep, dark recesses of my mind. While some may seem crude, there is a grain of truth hidden deep inside the caramel center of these spicy peaces of cream pie.
If someone could successfully combine mini-golf and bowling, it would be perhaps the single greatest game ever invented.
If there is anything that doesn't taste better when it's chocolate coated, I don't know what it is.
Being mauled by a bear is a sensation that I would prefer to never experience.
As much as I like the idea of the future, after it comes, there doesn't seem to be much else to look forward to.
I always try to be nice to my plants and keep them well watered, because when they rise up and enslave humanity, they're going to need their strength.
The use of catapults is overlooked far too often in modern warfare.
Do to the poor reviews of the movie Kangaroo Jack, I feel Hollywood may now turn away other potential kangaroo related pictures. The public may be deprived of such quality pictures such as "Kangaroo Fever" and "Man-eating Kangaroos from Plymouth who feed on the Flesh of the Living III".
I often wonder what the T in T-shirt stands for. Perhaps it is after the late great Tiny Tim, who saved the world from Christmas ghosts in the early 1800's using a crutch made out of pure silver, which he stabbed through their cold, icy hearts.
While the "Dell Interns" may sell a lot of computers, they probably couldn't withstand the raging fires of the molten core of the Earth.
In our solar systems, Mercury is defiantly the "little bitch" of the planets. Venus isn't far behind.
I like the color red, but not as much as I would like winning the lottery.
I find it hard to believe that, equipped standard with the capability of time travel, the Delorean car never reached the peaks of car sales of such other popular models as the Pinto and the K-car.
If I had a clone, would he have the same social security number? How about the same shoes? Could we share shoes or would the clone have some sort of super-sized feet that are the size of two normal feet?
I'd like to create a radio station that would play nothing but commercials. It would have the highest ratings of any radio station ever because everyone would sit around and listen, waiting to hear what was on after the commercial break.
While transparent cars would be cool, they would also be highly dangerous due to the fact that other drivers could not seem them.
I wish I could throw huge boulders, I think that would be a lot of fun.
Even if Popeye ate a huge bowl of spinach, I still don't think that he could beat Godzilla in a fight.
While the concept of an upside-down house is novel, I think that after living in one for a while, it would get really old. And the toilets would be really hard to use.
Disneyland is a fun place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
If I had control of the Goodyear Blimp, I would use it to travel to the Moon. I've always wanted to go there. m
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