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Justin Bieber Allegation Shocker: I am NOT a Teen Lesbian!

Entertainment - by Mark on 7/18/2010 (6)

Is Justin a Justina?!

'Back in 5 Minutes' Sign Deemed Equivalent To 'Gone to Take a Shit'

Business - by Mark on 7/14/2010 (1)

phewie!

Republicans Admit Whatever Democrats Do is Wrong

Politics - by Kris on 4/15/2010 (5)

Inside sources in Washington reveal that Republicans will oppose whatever Democrats propose and support whatever they don't.

Crazy Judge Bangs Gavel

Law - by Kris on 4/9/2010 (1)

Confusion reined supreme today as a well-respected Judge dismissed his usual even-keel behavior and donned the suit of a crazy lunatic.

Obama Health Care Package Success Hinges That Nothing Bad Ever Happens To America Again

Politics - by Mark on 4/1/2010 (5)

don't even breath...

New All Brains Diet All the Rage

Food - by Kris on 3/19/2010 (0)

Just a few months into 2010 and already the latest dieting craze has begun, the zombie-inspired all brains diet!

Woman Lost in Parking Ramp for Four Days Found Alive

US News - by Kris on 3/4/2010 (3)

After four days of struggle, confusion, and a lot of stair climbing, long-time widow and part-time Walgreen's cashier Mary Barns was found alive and in good spirits.

Santa Claus Charged with 106 million Counts of Breaking and Entering

Law - by Kris on 1/13/2010 (0)

Worldwide Christmas icon Santa Clause was stood before a judge at a Sacramento courthouse earlier today and plead guilty to approximately 106 million counts of breaking and entering.

Cold Weather Snap Makes Global Warming Liberal Girl Cry

US News - by Mark on 1/9/2010 (4)

*sob!*

Girl With Huge Tits Sues Boss For Staring At Her Huge Tits

Law - by Mark on 12/19/2009 (2)

Smthop.com legal news feature

Golf-loving Volcano Threatens to Erupt after Hearing Tiger Woods News

Sports - by Kris on 12/15/2009 (3)

Evacuation of 50,000 Philippines living around the island's most active volcano begins after news that Tiger Woods would be taking an indefinite leave from golf.

Newly Discovered T-Rex Cousin Enjoyed Romantic Walks on the Beach

World News - by Kris on 12/11/2009 (0)

Freshly discovered Dino may have been Earth's first Casanova.

Man Sad After Garden Fails

Food - by Kris on 12/2/2009 (0)

Gardening in late November... how could this possibly go bad?!?

Kris Kross Reunites as Wendy's Employees

Food - by Kris on 11/10/2009 (0)

The Daddy Mac is going to take your order and the Mac Daddy is going to cook your food.

Released Baby Rhinos Could Spell Doom for North America

US News - by Kris on 11/3/2009 (0)

You've seen them on the arms of today's hottest celebrities and on some of the richest and most influential people in the United States. Yet behind the cute faces lurks a situation about to explode and destroy all of America.

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