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Kris
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x 11/14/2008 11:18:03 AM

It's funny looking at what people search for to end up at one of our stories...

Just since the new site when live, here are a couple of my favorite search queries (these are real FYI):

funny nightgowns for sale
the maury show marshmallow
hot rods pon-pon
deaths caused by toasters
eating paste
cap n crunch fish water
why do slugs melt
corporal stripes mr money bags
hermits hate politics
largest vagina photo
man has both arms surgically reattached
one more thing i got the pink slip daddy
dutch gayporn websites
shot 3 titties with a rubber band
world s fattest guy named kyle
who the hell is larry garrison
cat olympics
juvenile detention diaper
50 ft marshmallow man
what does butthole smell like


My personal fav is "world s fattest guy named kyle" which just seems absurd someone would want to know the fattest guy named Kyle. This is really not even a week's worth of searches... perhaps I'll update later when more gems come in.h="0"

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Mark
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x 11/17/2008 2:39:38 PM

Yeah, who knows what vulgar depravity lurks in the minds of men...and a few women, too.


Help me out on this story. I'm calling it 'things that make you go WTF?'

1st entry, Mike Tyson biting off Holyfields ear,
2nd Brittany Spears shaves head
3rd Madonna adopts African baby, converts to Judaism.

You get the idea..on

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Kris
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x 11/18/2008 9:21:43 PM

Tom Cruise going apeshit on Oprah

That one soccer player headbutting the other one and being thrown out of the world cup (can't remember his name off hand)

Pompei :)

That's what comes to mind now.. I'll tack on more if i think of any."0

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Kris
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x 1/20/2009 1:35:58 PM

Here are some more funny ones...

worms from undercooked pork
brain eating worms
meal between lunch and dinner
josh groban chest hair
mandaeatsbabies
adult diaper detroit
what do slugs look like when their melted?
how many people die a year due to quicksand
martha stewart and prison lesbians
fat woman eating photo
honey-baked ham stores in toledo ohio
marco polo brought from china pinata
how to kill a mammoth
egyptian hieroglyphics atomic bomb


Lots of not so clean searches in the log too. Funny thing is, stuff like "brain eating worms" brought in multiple visitors.tp

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I AM THE LIZARD KING
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x 1/28/2009 1:06:34 PM

HERE IS A FUNNY SEARCH FOR YOU... LIZARD KING KICKS SMOOTH OPERATORS ASS. HA HA HA HA HA!tp

DON'T FUCK WITH THE LIZARD KING!
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