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My Video Game
Looks like good eatin', pard Steel.

Plus, you now are in the X Box game fold, and can ramp up from there. I've always been a fan of retro games, Duke Nukem, Jumpman Jr. and Shadow Warrior being my favorites.

It must be very, very gratifying for you to go full circle video game wise, from playing them as a poverty-stricken youth with incurable hydro-encephalitis to producing them. Congrats!


(you owe me 5 bucks+. so send me a free copy. Thanks!i
8/29/2009
smthop infecting other countries
all too funny:


http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=pt-BR&sl=en&u=http://digg.com/other_sports/The_History_of_Dodgeball_2&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dhistory%2Bof%2Bdodgeball%26hl%3Dpt-BR&rurl=translate.google.com.bri
6/14/2009
Someone let the KittyKat out of the bag...
What XBox game did you create? What name? Cheat codes? For real?go 5/18/2009
Posting pics on forum
Kris, how do I post pics here, thanks 5/17/2009
Someone let the KittyKat out of the bag...
http://www.bballcity.com/images/2007/lebron-james-2-med.jpg? 5/16/2009
Demographics
Those demographics are bogus. I tested some major on line retailers and they came back same way, older, no college, no money, etc. I'm not sure where they're getting this 'information', but it's folsom and innacurrateone"></ 2/12/2009
Demographics
Well, that was a bit depressing. Old guys with no kids, no money and no education seem to like us.

Hmmm...

All of my anti-liberal rants are certain to be part of that problem, but what can I do? I don't like liberalism or Obama, and you can't get young visitors without them.

I think I need to avoid politics and go after the funny stuff again. Of course, I'm assuming that the demographics are accurate. How do they collect them?ispl
2/5/2009
It's a Britney Febuary!
by Kris
She's nine of the top ten searches that lead to this site...

britney spears 366 29.5 %
if you seek amy 100 8 %
britney-spears 68 5.4 %
if u seek amy 55 4.4 %
britney spears if you seek amy 35 2.8 %
smthop 11 0.8 %
britney spears if u seek amy 10 0.8 %
if you seek amy lyrics 10 0.8 %
britney spears news 9 0.7 %
britney 8 0.6 %



Yeah, you gotta seize the day, which means keywords. You snagged the Googlenews gig, and it's a cinch after that.uil
2/5/2009
Obama seems pretty moderate so far
Plus, everyone voted for Obama becuase he's black. Just like American Idol. 12/19/2008
Obama seems pretty moderate so far
You see, I am older than you, and we see things differently, and this is why we disagree.

Obama is smart enough to know that he doesn't have the slightest idea about what he is doing, and he is hiring tested, old heads to help him through it so he doesn't fuck things up worse than Bush did. As far as change, who needs change? America works fine. Certain hiarchies need to be flattened out, but so what? All EU countries do the same thing as regular societal maintenance.

Stop giving Obama credit that he doesn't deserve. That would be a nice &quot;change&quot;, you know.?sid=1
12/19/2008


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'Back in 5 Minutes' Sign Deemed Equivalent To 'Gone to Take a Shit'
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