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(1)
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10372
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12382
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8776
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11/13/2004
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6663
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10454
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3/8/2006
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3/30/2006
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7547
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American Idol William Hung goes Bang crazy!
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8210
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5252
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Amish family overlooks blackout
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Religion
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8/25/2003
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7749
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7051
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Amish Website Plans Nixed By Lack of Electricity
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Business
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10/26/2005
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7483
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7780
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25156
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10769
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6056
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Artichoke Named Most Irritating Vegetable
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Food
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10/8/2005
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19707
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Barack Obama First Order of Business: Dump Tired Black Wife For Some Smokin' Hot White Ass
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11/8/2008
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4683
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7031
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Sports
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8/8/2007
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Sports
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3/9/2005
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8340
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7421
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9/23/2007
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5743
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Beleaguered NASA Officials Draw Line At Russian ISS Plans For Vodka And Space Hookers
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6933
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11459
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(0)
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7175
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Bill Clinton : I Can Bend In Half and Blow Myself
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Politics
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9/27/2009
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(6)
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11401
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Bill Gates grows tail
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Editorials
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9/27/2003
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(2)
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Billboard's Top Twenty restuarant review
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Editorials
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12/12/2003
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(5)
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8636
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Blame it on the Caveman
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6/18/2004
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6725
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7455
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World News
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(1)
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6929
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2/1/2009
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11525
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6528
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Food
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8/30/2005
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(0)
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8674
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Bush Admits Pulling A 'James T Kirk' With Saddam Hussein
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Politics
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2/4/2005
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(0)
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9602
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Bush Appoints House M.D. To Surgeon General Post
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Politics
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11/5/2005
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(0)
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8413
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Bush Appoints Sumo Dad to Cabinet
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Politics
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3/22/2005
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(0)
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8133
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Bush Playing Jumanji With Al-Qaeda
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US News
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7/5/2005
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11258
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Bush-Era Judges Revert To White Wigs, Speaking Middle English
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Law
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12/13/2004
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(0)
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9128
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Bushy Tailed Freaks: When Squirrels Attack!!
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Health
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4/14/2006
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(0)
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18570
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Call Center Employee Laughs Off Zacarias Moussaoui Supermax Sentence
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Business
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5/4/2006
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16894
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Candid Interview With A Real-Life Cable Guy
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Entertainment
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10/24/2005
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11311
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Canned MySpace Party Pics Becoming National Fad
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World News
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5/22/2008
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5766
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Cantakerous Tech Support Guy Actually Answers Question Without Usual Sarcasm
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Tech
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7/8/2006
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(1)
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7910
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Career Radio Shack Employee Writes Memoirs
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Tech
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11/1/2004
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(4)
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10818
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Cheap Chinese Razors Lacerate Leggy Local Gal
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Health
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12/27/2006
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(0)
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8408
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Cheapskate C.E.O. Of Smthop.com Reveals Writer Outsourcing Plan
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Site News
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1/2/2005
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Chevy Cavalier named top deer hunter choice
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Sports
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11/16/2004
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(0)
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7439
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Chick With Apple Shaped Ass Fends Off Latest Wave Of Illicit Gropes And Grabs
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US News
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1/3/2007
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12165
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Business
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Business
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15255
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Child's Play Chucky Slated To Join Bratz Doll Spring Selection
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Business
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12/30/2006
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8924
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US News
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5192
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Chuck Yeager Driving School
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Editorials
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(5)
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9957
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Civil War Reenactor Pissed That He hasn't Had A Chance To Really Kill Somebody
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US News
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7/25/2009
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4717
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Clandestine FBI Google Tap Yields Somewhat Embarrassing Results
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Business
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1/19/2006
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13296
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Clay Aiken Gored In Pamplona Bull Run
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World News
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8544
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Clay Aiken Tops List That Truly Straight Guys Would Like To Kick The Crap Out Of
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US News
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5881
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Cold Weather Snap Makes Global Warming Liberal Girl Cry
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US News
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1/9/2010
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(4)
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31990
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Colin Powell: Master Jeep mechanic
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Politics
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5/22/2003
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(0)
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6619
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Collector drinks limited edition pop, ponders next buy
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Food
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9/22/2004
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(0)
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6694
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Colonel Colt made all men...Conservatives?
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Editorials
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(2)
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10632
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Confessions of a Lobster Killer
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US News
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4357
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Confused Local Man Calls Neighbors's Dog A Dick
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US News
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1/7/2006
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(4)
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7855
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Confused Moth Mistakes Al Gore's Head For A Big Giant Light Bulb
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Politics
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6/8/2006
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(0)
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7405
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Congress mulls Terrorism Tax
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Politics
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5/30/2003
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(4)
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7272
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COPS lighting and sound
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Editorials
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11/18/2003
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(0)
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6113
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Copyright cases plague legal system
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Law
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9/13/2003
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(6)
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6804
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Cornish Hen Named Most Annoying Poultry
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Food
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7/9/2008
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(0)
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21880
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Coroner: Michael Jackson's Body Doesn't Need Embalming
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Entertainment
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6/27/2009
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(10)
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15012
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Cranial Nail Transforms Socially Apathetic Michigan Man Into Blathering Political Mouthpiece
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US News
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7/1/2007
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(0)
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5244
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Crappy Tasting Toothpaste Must Be Good Because It's German
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Business
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9/10/2006
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(0)
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6247
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Crazed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Goes To Syria
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Politics
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4/5/2007
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(8)
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8566
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Crazed Toddler Womps Playmate, To Be Tried As Adult
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US News
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11/7/2006
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(0)
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5594
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Critical typo found in Clinton book
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Politics
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6/22/2004
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(0)
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8159
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Culinary Coincidences: Savory Staples Discovered Quite Serendipitously
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Food
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8/25/2006
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(0)
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7865
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D.C. Man taking advantage of forlorn liberal women
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Politics
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11/3/2004
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(0)
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7725
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Dad bans 129 Music Styles From Home Computer
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Entertainment
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7/17/2004
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(0)
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6552
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Daryl Hannah Hugs Tree, Gets Arrested
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Entertainment
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6/14/2006
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(0)
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6404
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Dazzled California Man Suddenly Realizes Life Is An Artificial Contsruct
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Religion
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10/15/2005
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(0)
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6242
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Death By Blog
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Business
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2/12/2005
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(5)
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11343
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Dell Computers Ponders 'PC's For The Homeless' Marketing Strategy
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Business
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12/31/2005
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(3)
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19901
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Democratic Party nominates Slack Jawed Yokel
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Politics
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2/6/2004
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(4)
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8228
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Department Of Labor Determines That Majority Of Labor Is Not Spent Laboring
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Business
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9/23/2006
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(0)
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6411
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Diary Of A Farker
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Editorials
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1/12/2005
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(22)
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10497
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Dick Gephardt calls Bush Big Dumb Poopy Head
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Politics
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1/17/2004
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(3)
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7406
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Did A Poorly Administered Opiate Addiction Treatment Kill Anna Nicole Smith?
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Entertainment
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2/13/2007
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(11)
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7477
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Did American television drive Saddam to surrender?
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Editorials
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12/18/2003
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(2)
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8271
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Differences split small Ohio Town
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Editorials
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10/25/2003
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(5)
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8399
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Digging In The Digital Dirt
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Business
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10/17/2005
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(0)
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11852
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Dippy Psychology 101 Student Analyzing Everyone In Sight
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Education
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2/27/2005
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(1)
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8180
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Disgraced Idaho Senator Larry Craig Toilet Tryst Reveals He's A Democrat After All
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Politics
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9/2/2007
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(0)
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6170
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Disney now requiring background checks for mascots
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Law
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9/17/2004
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(0)
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7705
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Divorced Michigan Man Watches Paint Dry, Actually Enjoys It
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US News
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6/6/2007
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(0)
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5533
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Dizzy Illinois Girl Thinks Car Radio Mystically Sends Her Messages
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US News
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8/11/2005
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(1)
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6756
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Dizzy Liberal Chick thinks Reading Glasses give her an Implied Air of Authority
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US News
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5/14/2008
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(0)
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7199
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Dizzy Maury Show Guest Finally Wakes Up And Realizes She Was A Guest On The Maury Show
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Entertainment
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9/23/2005
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(0)
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10750
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Do you have Spidey Sense? part 1
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Feature
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7/4/2004
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(0)
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8379
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Do you have Spidey Sense? part 2
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Feature
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7/12/2004
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(0)
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8387
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Does Nancy Pelosi Require Psychiatric Evaluation?
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Politics
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11/7/2007
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(0)
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20369
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Don Imus Nappy Headed Ho's Remark Offends Nappy Headed Ho's Everywhere
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Entertainment
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4/10/2007
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(4)
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22437
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Dozens Of Gay Elephants Prepare To Wed In California
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US News
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6/16/2008
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(0)
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4702
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Drunken Dog Goes On Neighborhood Rampage
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US News
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2/7/2005
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(11)
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66857
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Dubuque Woman Witlessly Ogles Frozen Piece Of Plunging Airplane Pee, Experts Perplexed
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US News
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7/29/2007
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(0)
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9794
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DUI ‘Party Plates’ Becoming National Fad
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Business
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10/20/2010
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(0)
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25900
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Dumbass Kid Plays Anakin Skywalker, Gets Head Stuck In Chair
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Education
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5/23/2005
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(1)
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15575
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E-Bay Ponders 'Jesus's Face In A Block Of Wood' Catagory
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Religion
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1/19/2005
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(9)
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9772
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Early Morning Gourmet Coffee Conversation Entices Normally Flavorless Wisconsin Office Staff
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Business
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7/21/2008
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(1)
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4678
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Einstein's Brain Found At Wisconsin Garage Sale
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World News
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12/15/2004
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(3)
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13029
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Eminent Physicist: 'Gorillaz' Noodle Could Not Have Survived Fiery Lighthouse Crash
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Entertainment
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8/2/2009
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(15)
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9358
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Employer urges staff to flush toilets, most comply
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US News
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8/24/2004
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4564
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Environmentalist: Squirrels, pigeons not on endangered species list
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US News
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11/7/2004
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(1)
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4744
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ER Nurse Uses Inappropriate Bedside Manner On Gang Shooting Victim
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Health
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11/27/2004
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(1)
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9647
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Ever Wonder What Tourette Syndrome Is Really Like?
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Health
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7/18/2006
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(2)
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6500
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Exclusive interview with Dr. Germ
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Editorials
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5/15/2003
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(2)
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7852
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Exclusive Interview With The Liberal Grocer
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Politics
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5688
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Space
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102756
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Space
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8259
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Space
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9067
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57417
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Entertainment
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(7)
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5744
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Law
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(12)
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8509
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Politics
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8023
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Entertainment
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6907
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9068
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7079
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10780
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9544
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Politics
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(17)
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9357
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Business
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(2)
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8072
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10657
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21183
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8330
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7029
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4601
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Editorials
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5862
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35309
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16953
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13189
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6654
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9/7/2009
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(0)
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8513
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8458
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6848
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5944
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(0)
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7516
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8171
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10255
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Sports
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14036
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Space
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8216
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18611
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12102
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Should The CIA Snuff Hugo Chavez?
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6897
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Simon Cowell Fights Off Nagging Heterosexual Rumor
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10508
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(0)
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(0)
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4809
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7721
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19600
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Entertainment
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5742
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7/2/2005
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Entertainment
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12/4/2006
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Editorials
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8/24/2004
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(0)
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Editorials
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Entertainment
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4/23/2008
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(2)
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11508
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Entertainment
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11726
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Entertainment
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Feature
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10560
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12254
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Tech
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24634
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Tech
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102657
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Editorials
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18755
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6900
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Feature
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10417
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Some Really Great Job Hunting Tips
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8115
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Some Really Great Life's Tips
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Education
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Entertainment
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10/25/2005
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(3)
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Some Really Great Ways to Piss People off on the Internet
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Tech
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(3)
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8820
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Sports
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8466
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7182
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Editorials
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5/12/2004
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(0)
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8018
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Entertainment
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(23)
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15080
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Space Station Low On Food, Astronauts Wisely Decide To Diet
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Space
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(0)
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7842
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6109
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Spammer Finally Figures Out No One Is Reading His E-mails
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5411
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9231
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7533
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Stinky Lake Erie Driveby Spawns Accusatory Carpool Glances
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(0)
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9249
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Food
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(0)
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7924
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Sports
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Education
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8110
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Study: Overweight Rich People Think Their Fat Is More Valuable Than Yours
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Health
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(1)
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23479
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Stupidly Placed Copy Of Gourmet Magazine Derails Workplace Weight Loss Attempt
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Food
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6536
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8270
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14271
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5500
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5852
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TATU Plays It Straight, No-One Cares
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Entertainment
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(1)
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10715
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Ted Nugent announces fast food chain
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Food
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7002
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Sports
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8526
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Tech
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8235
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5748
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8404
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Feature
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9875
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Editorials
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3312
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9998
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10218
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