Smooth Operator

Article	Category	Date	Comments	Views
Close Encounters Of The Gigantic Kind Spook Michigan Man	US News	4/29/2007	(0)	9767
Commodes Of Olde	Education	9/30/2005	(1)	9182
Married couple mistakingly "meet" on cheater's site	Editorials	8/7/2004	(12)	5726
Pooping Dog Complicates Local Sandlot Pepper Ball Game	Sports	6/23/2007	(0)	6178
'Back in 5 Minutes' Sign Deemed Equivalent To 'Gone to Take a Shit'	Business	7/14/2010	(1)	14420
'Brokeback Mountain' Wins Coveted Quivering Sphincter Award	Entertainment	3/6/2006	(9)	9584
'Jurassic Park Fallujah' Plans Unveiled	US News	1/4/2006	(0)	6334
'Meatnormous' Sandwich Finally Drives The Burger King To Have His Head Examined	Business	10/5/2005	(0)	11192
'What Is A Darwin Deez' Keeps Most Of World Guessing	Entertainment	1/6/2011	(0)	28722
'You Had A Bad Day' In Pictures	Feature	6/16/2006	(3)	6039
^_^rEEr~! Is a Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi Cat Fight Surfacing?	Politics	3/16/2008	(2)	4881
72 Hours Of Silence	Site News	4/16/2007	(0)	6265
A Creative Writer's Guide To The Internet, Part 1	Education	3/2/2006	(45)	23174
A pleasant afternoon with Chevely McDigg	Editorials	9/11/2004	(0)	7540
A true tale of 2 survivors	Editorials	4/25/2004	(0)	7041
Actor Mike Farrell Wins All Time Dick-Head Award	Entertainment	8/5/2006	(0)	6874
Ailing Chimp Gets Teeth Fixed, Makes Up For Time Lost Ailing	US News	8/10/2006	(0)	6342
Al Gore Dominates Local Competitive Eating Championship	Entertainment	4/20/2006	(0)	6242
Al-Qaeda targeting Amish Community	Editorials	8/11/2003	(4)	7987
Amber Frey to be cast as 'Ratwoman'	Entertainment	8/11/2004	(2)	5891
America needs you, Al Bundy!	Editorials	2/14/2004	(5)	8752
America The Brutal	Editorials	7/11/2005	(12)	7698
America turning into one huge prison	US News	11/13/2004	(1)	5925
America's original dollar menu	Food	3/5/2004	(7)	9392
American Idol Darlin' Kellie Pickler Refutes Luanne Platter Resemblance	Entertainment	4/4/2006	(6)	27448
American Idol Heavily Edited, Pickled Paula Abdul To Blame	Entertainment	1/16/2007	(21)	9944
American Idol Hopeful Taylor Hicks Accused Of Dancing Just Like A Honky	Entertainment	3/8/2006	(40)	16821
American Idol Shocker: Sour Simon Cowell Calls It Quits, Castro Named Pinch Primper	Business	3/30/2006	(0)	6501
American Idol William Hung goes Bang crazy!	Entertainment	2/26/2004	(4)	7420
American Idol: Beating On America's Masochistic Belt	Entertainment	1/23/2007	(0)	4247
Amish family overlooks blackout	Religion	8/25/2003	(8)	6912
Amish pray for rain, God complies	Religion	8/28/2004	(0)	6159
Amish Website Plans Nixed By Lack of Electricity	Business	10/26/2005	(2)	6361
Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft?	Entertainment	7/27/2003	(5)	7205
Angry Jesus Punishes Local Man For Being A Dick	World News	8/13/2009	(0)	3646
Angry Local Man Wants To Burn Down The Whole Fucking Internet	US News	1/12/2008	(0)	4542
Angry White Girl Hisses At Local Business Drug Testing Policy	Business	3/6/2007	(1)	6671
Announcing PCOmelet.com	Site News	11/5/2005	(0)	6056
Annual San Francisco Straight Parade Draws Record 26 Spectators	US News	7/1/2007	(0)	7901
Apple Computer Celebrates Firing 1,000,000th Employee	Tech	12/28/2010	(0)	18635
Are You A Hans Moleman?	Feature	12/1/2004	(6)	9597
Area Boss Close To Getting Ass Kicked Over Misuse Of Term 'Multitasking'	Business	12/12/2007	(0)	5099
Area Liberal Girl Simply Can't Admit Global Warming Isn't True, Even If It Isn't	World News	7/25/2009	(2)	5061
Area Musician Boasts of Arpeggiated Farts, A Flat suspended 7th Burps	Entertainment	8/7/2008	(0)	3893
Area Woman Fears Reputation As Bee Magnet	US News	5/1/2005	(10)	13894
Arkansas cop accused of being taser happy	Law	8/18/2004	(0)	7310
Artichoke Named Most Irritating Vegetable	Food	10/8/2005	(5)	17679
Astronomer: Universe Askew Because Eminem Won't Stop Acting Black	Entertainment	9/6/2010	(14)	23423
Barack Obama and the Poison Mushroom	Politics	1/23/2009	(0)	3348
Barack Obama First Order of Business: Dump Tired Black Wife For Some Smokin' Hot White Ass	Politics	11/8/2008	(1)	4119
Barack Obama Urges America To Look To The Cookie	Politics	5/6/2007	(7)	5138
Barack Obama Victory Fallout: Raise Voting Age to 25?	Politics	12/27/2008	(9)	13284
Barack Obama, American Taliban	Politics	7/27/2007	(4)	6871
Barack Obama: America's First 'Special Needs' President	Politics	7/3/2009	(0)	3354
Barack Obama: An Uncle Tom President?	Politics	6/5/2008	(1)	4943
Barack Obama: I am NOT a Shemale	Politics	2/20/2008	(0)	4911
Barack Obama: My Name Is NOT Barack Osama	Politics	2/11/2007	(0)	5832
Barry Bonds Sets New Steroid User Home Run Record	Sports	8/8/2007	(0)	4804
Batmobile Wins Daytona 500, No One Cares Or Even Notices	Sports	3/9/2005	(0)	7391
Battle of the TV judges part 1	Entertainment	8/3/2004	(0)	6562
Beach Boys Song 'Little Deuce Coupe' Explained	Feature	5/13/2006	(25)	36969
bEAM mE uP sCOTTY!	Editorials	3/28/2004	(3)	7267
Beer and Darvocets Rumor Plauge Pie Eyed Paula Abdul	Entertainment	5/2/2008	(0)	4864
Beer And Darvocets Rumor Plauge Pie-Eyed American Idol Judge Paula Abdul	Entertainment	1/13/2007	(2)	5116
Beer And Darvocets Rumor Plauge Pie-Eyed American Idol Judge Paula Abdul	Entertainment	3/1/2006	(6)	10996
Befuddled MoveOn.org Member Admits He Really Isn't Sure What He's Supposed To Be Moving On To	US News	3/11/2007	(0)	7528
Befuddled MoveOn.org Member Admits He Really Isn't Sure What He's Supposed To Be Moving On To	Politics	9/23/2007	(0)	4626
Beleaguered NASA Officials Draw Line At Russian ISS Plans For Vodka And Space Hookers	Space	6/1/2006	(0)	5816
Beverage Store Employee Tries To Give A Flying Damp Crap About What Kind Of Wine You Want To Buy	US News	12/5/2006	(0)	6027
Beyond Minnie Me	Editorials	6/25/2004	(0)	8022
Big Huge Muscle Guy Pretty Much Scaring The Hell Out Of Everyone He Bumps Into	Health	6/10/2006	(0)	10462
Big Lotto Win Guts Local Chicken Plant Staff	US News	12/22/2005	(0)	5601
Big Screen TV's, 'COPS' TV Show Make For A Deadly Mix	Entertainment	12/2/2005	(0)	6197
Bill Clinton : I Can Bend In Half and Blow Myself	Politics	9/27/2009	(6)	9773
Bill Gates grows tail	Editorials	9/27/2003	(2)	7454
Billboard's Top Twenty restuarant review	Editorials	12/12/2003	(5)	7724
Blame it on the Caveman	Editorials	6/18/2004	(1)	5837
Blazing Hot Habaneros Haunt Local Household	Food	1/2/2007	(0)	6474
Bomb Sniffing Dog Detects Explosives Up Partner Pooch's Butt, Thousands Panic	US News	2/3/2007	(0)	6870
Boy Lets Fly Walk On His Face, Creeps Everyone Out	World News	12/8/2004	(1)	5930
Britney Spears Song If U Seek Amy Much More Profane Than Previously Thought	Entertainment	2/1/2009	(12)	10223
Broke college grad attempts roller coaster record	US News	7/7/2004	(0)	6038
Burger King Manager Laments Loss Of 'The Perfect Employee'	Food	8/30/2005	(0)	6773
Bush Admits Pulling A 'James T Kirk' With Saddam Hussein	Politics	2/4/2005	(0)	8711
Bush Appoints House M.D. To Surgeon General Post	Politics	11/5/2005	(0)	7455
Bush Appoints Sumo Dad to Cabinet	Politics	3/22/2005	(0)	7107
Bush Playing Jumanji With Al-Qaeda	US News	7/5/2005	(5)	10741
Bush-Era Judges Revert To White Wigs, Speaking Middle English	Law	12/13/2004	(0)	8087
Bushy Tailed Freaks: When Squirrels Attack!!	Health	4/14/2006	(0)	17341
Call Center Employee Laughs Off Zacarias Moussaoui Supermax Sentence	Business	5/4/2006	(3)	15804
Candid Interview With A Real-Life Cable Guy	Entertainment	10/24/2005	(2)	10388
Canned MySpace Party Pics Becoming National Fad	World News	5/22/2008	(0)	4811
Cantakerous Tech Support Guy Actually Answers Question Without Usual Sarcasm	Tech	7/8/2006	(1)	6769
Career Radio Shack Employee Writes Memoirs	Tech	11/1/2004	(4)	9822
Cheap Chinese Razors Lacerate Leggy Local Gal	Health	12/27/2006	(0)	7437
Cheapskate C.E.O. Of Smthop.com Reveals Writer Outsourcing Plan	Site News	1/2/2005	(4)	8282
Chevy Cavalier named top deer hunter choice	Sports	11/16/2004	(0)	6515
Chick With Apple Shaped Ass Fends Off Latest Wave Of Illicit Gropes And Grabs	US News	1/3/2007	(0)	11285
Chick With Huge Tits Wows Local Workplace	Business	6/9/2006	(6)	98631
Chick With Huge Tits Wows Local Workplace	Business	9/26/2008	(0)	14222
Child's Play Chucky Slated To Join Bratz Doll Spring Selection	Business	12/30/2006	(4)	7839
Christmas Aftermath News Briefs	US News	12/26/2004	(0)	4647
Chuck Yeager Driving School	Editorials	10/4/2003	(5)	9002
Civil War Reenactor Pissed That He hasn't Had A Chance To Really Kill Somebody	US News	7/25/2009	(2)	3506
Clandestine FBI Google Tap Yields Somewhat Embarrassing Results	Business	1/19/2006	(0)	12345
Clay Aiken Gored In Pamplona Bull Run	World News	7/9/2007	(4)	7596
Clay Aiken Tops List That Truly Straight Guys Would Like To Kick The Crap Out Of	US News	6/13/2009	(23)	4530
Cold Weather Snap Makes Global Warming Liberal Girl Cry	US News	1/9/2010	(4)	25353
Colin Powell: Master Jeep mechanic	Politics	5/22/2003	(0)	5520
Collector drinks limited edition pop, ponders next buy	Food	9/22/2004	(0)	5753
Colonel Colt made all men...Conservatives?	Editorials	7/3/2004	(2)	6637
Confessions of a Lobster Killer	US News	1/10/2009	(0)	3103
Confused Local Man Calls Neighbors's Dog A Dick	US News	1/7/2006	(4)	6927
Confused Moth Mistakes Al Gore's Head For A Big Giant Light Bulb	Politics	6/8/2006	(0)	6400
Congress mulls Terrorism Tax	Politics	5/30/2003	(4)	6061
COPS lighting and sound	Editorials	11/18/2003	(0)	5189
Copyright cases plague legal system	Law	9/13/2003	(6)	5740
Cornish Hen Named Most Annoying Poultry	Food	7/9/2008	(0)	16381
Coroner: Michael Jackson's Body Doesn't Need Embalming	Entertainment	6/27/2009	(10)	13676
Cranial Nail Transforms Socially Apathetic Michigan Man Into Blathering Political Mouthpiece	US News	7/1/2007	(0)	4304
Crappy Tasting Toothpaste Must Be Good Because It's German	Business	9/10/2006	(0)	5219
Crazed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Goes To Syria	Politics	4/5/2007	(8)	7434
Crazed Toddler Womps Playmate, To Be Tried As Adult	US News	11/7/2006	(0)	4707
Critical typo found in Clinton book	Politics	6/22/2004	(0)	7241
Culinary Coincidences: Savory Staples Discovered Quite Serendipitously	Food	8/25/2006	(0)	5947
D.C. Man taking advantage of forlorn liberal women	Politics	11/3/2004	(0)	6744
Dad bans 129 Music Styles From Home Computer	Entertainment	7/17/2004	(0)	6044
Daryl Hannah Hugs Tree, Gets Arrested	Entertainment	6/14/2006	(0)	5404
Dazzled California Man Suddenly Realizes Life Is An Artificial Contsruct	Religion	10/15/2005	(0)	5465
Death By Blog	Business	2/12/2005	(5)	10235
Dell Computers Ponders 'PC's For The Homeless' Marketing Strategy	Business	12/31/2005	(3)	18808
Democratic Party nominates Slack Jawed Yokel	Politics	2/6/2004	(4)	7162
Department Of Labor Determines That Majority Of Labor Is Not Spent Laboring	Business	9/23/2006	(0)	5335
Diary Of A Farker	Editorials	1/12/2005	(22)	9447
Dick Gephardt calls Bush Big Dumb Poopy Head	Politics	1/17/2004	(3)	6481
Did A Poorly Administered Opiate Addiction Treatment Kill Anna Nicole Smith?	Entertainment	2/13/2007	(11)	6531
Did American television drive Saddam to surrender?	Editorials	12/18/2003	(2)	7283
Differences split small Ohio Town	Editorials	10/25/2003	(5)	7413
Digging In The Digital Dirt	Business	10/17/2005	(0)	10876
Dippy Psychology 101 Student Analyzing Everyone In Sight	Education	2/27/2005	(1)	7082
Disgraced Idaho Senator Larry Craig Toilet Tryst Reveals He's A Democrat After All	Politics	9/2/2007	(0)	5225
Disney now requiring background checks for mascots	Law	9/17/2004	(0)	6765
Divorced Michigan Man Watches Paint Dry, Actually Enjoys It	US News	6/6/2007	(0)	4660
Dizzy Illinois Girl Thinks Car Radio Mystically Sends Her Messages	US News	8/11/2005	(1)	5772
Dizzy Liberal Chick thinks Reading Glasses give her an Implied Air of Authority	US News	5/14/2008	(0)	6272
Dizzy Maury Show Guest Finally Wakes Up And Realizes She Was A Guest On The Maury Show	Entertainment	9/23/2005	(0)	9779
Do you have Spidey Sense? part 1	Feature	7/4/2004	(0)	7328
Do you have Spidey Sense? part 2	Feature	7/12/2004	(0)	7490
Does Nancy Pelosi Require Psychiatric Evaluation?	Politics	11/7/2007	(0)	15044
Don Imus Nappy Headed Ho's Remark Offends Nappy Headed Ho's Everywhere	Entertainment	4/10/2007	(4)	17170
Dozens Of Gay Elephants Prepare To Wed In California	US News	6/16/2008	(0)	3846
Drunken Dog Goes On Neighborhood Rampage	US News	2/7/2005	(11)	61767
Dubuque Woman Witlessly Ogles Frozen Piece Of Plunging Airplane Pee, Experts Perplexed	US News	7/29/2007	(0)	8788
DUI ‘Party Plates’ Becoming National Fad	Business	10/20/2010	(0)	19082
Dumbass Kid Plays Anakin Skywalker, Gets Head Stuck In Chair	Education	5/23/2005	(1)	14120
E-Bay Ponders 'Jesus's Face In A Block Of Wood' Catagory	Religion	1/19/2005	(9)	9002
Early Morning Gourmet Coffee Conversation Entices Normally Flavorless Wisconsin Office Staff	Business	7/21/2008	(1)	3660
Einstein's Brain Found At Wisconsin Garage Sale	World News	12/15/2004	(3)	12025
Eminent Physicist: 'Gorillaz' Noodle Could Not Have Survived Fiery Lighthouse Crash	Entertainment	8/2/2009	(15)	8116
Employer urges staff to flush toilets, most comply	US News	8/24/2004	(0)	4080
Environmentalist: Squirrels, pigeons not on endangered species list	US News	11/7/2004	(1)	4203
ER Nurse Uses Inappropriate Bedside Manner On Gang Shooting Victim	Health	11/27/2004	(1)	8650
Ever Wonder What Tourette Syndrome Is Really Like?	Health	7/18/2006	(2)	5489
Exclusive interview with Dr. Germ	Editorials	5/15/2003	(2)	7222
Exclusive Interview With The Liberal Grocer	Business	11/17/2007	(0)	4749
Exclusive Interview With The Liberal Grocer: September, 2009 Repost	Politics	9/25/2009	(0)	8450
Exclusive Nude Britney Spears Doll Revealed To Be Cheap Chinese Made Clothless Barbie	Entertainment	1/30/2006	(12)	9116
Exotic Erotic Imagery Taints Local Couples Asian Culinary Expedition	Food	12/2/2006	(1)	8251
Famed Archaeololgist: Ancient Egyptians Had Really Nice Asses	World News	2/3/2005	(0)	7701
Famous M.D.: Fergie Has Brain Worms From Eating Undercooked Pork	Entertainment	11/28/2008	(0)	6184
Famous Technology That Ain't	Tech	3/20/2005	(3)	15058
Fantasia!	Entertainment	5/21/2004	(0)	4865
Fat Man Affects Earth's Wobble, Geophysicists Panic	Space	4/7/2005	(0)	6880
Fat woman percieves herself as thin, keeps eating	Health	8/26/2004	(6)	11379
Female Executive Shows Signs Of Developing A Scrotum	Business	3/13/2005	(0)	8628
Feminist admits getting offended by basically everything	Editorials	10/22/2004	(6)	6122
Fermented Mares Milk Tops List Of Least Thirst Quenching Beverages	Food	7/11/2006	(5)	7882
First Lesbian Experience Leaves Local Gal Just Brimming Over With Empowerment	US News	7/7/2007	(0)	14444
Five Things You Should Never Do With Your Quran	Religeon	9/18/2010	(2)	23708
Flat Chested Gals Named Top Sunbathing Scourge	Sports	7/27/2006	(2)	10814
Foibles of Faketown	Health	3/31/2004	(0)	8753
Foods that historical soldiers ate	Food	9/14/2004	(6)	11184
Foot Locker employee reprimanded for being too stanky	Editorials	9/29/2004	(2)	7939
Foot Locker Employee Reprimanded For Being Too Stanky	Business	10/14/2008	(0)	8637
Forlorn Janitor Sadly Realizes No One Notices, Let Alone Pays Attention To Him	US News	6/26/2006	(2)	8325
Fox 'Trading Spouses' reveals most people are assholes	Entertainment	8/11/2004	(0)	6326
Fox announces American Anti-Idol	Entertainment	4/14/2004	(1)	4390
FOX Network Says Screw It, Decides To Start Airing XXX Adult Material	Entertainment	7/13/2008	(0)	4838
Frankie Muniz Grows Up, Turns Into Teenage Frankenstein	Entertainment	2/13/2005	(0)	9210
Friday Mailbag-Contest Edition	Site News	7/15/2005	(0)	7516
Frontier House?	Entertainment	5/13/2004	(3)	21218
Fusilli Named Top Pasta In 2004	Business	5/26/2005	(0)	8021
Geek Squad Tech With Baby Hands Freaks Out Customers, Co-Workers	Tech	3/9/2008	(0)	4502
Gene Simmons Announces Presidential Bid	Politics	11/4/2003	(5)	7970
Gentlemen Prefer...Comics?	Entertainment	6/25/2006	(0)	6120
Gentlemen, start your engines!	Editorials	6/14/2004	(0)	6521
Gibson Acoustic-Electric Guitar Sets New Pawn Shop Resale Record	Entertainment	11/26/2005	(0)	8573
Girl Who Didn't Want Her Picture Taken Gets It Taken Anyway	US News	10/24/2010	(0)	19255
Girl With Huge Tits Sues Boss For Staring At Her Huge Tits	Law	12/19/2009	(2)	12851
Golfer has nose job, loses edge	Sports	7/21/2003	(0)	5928
GOP Nominates Hank Hill as Presidential Candidate	Politics	5/28/2003	(5)	9652
Great Mulder And Scully Mysteries Part 1 : The Missing Sock Conundrum	Feature	4/5/2006	(1)	7299
Group Photos With Big-Ass Machine Gun Becoming National Fad	US News	1/10/2006	(0)	9075
Guy With Big Giant Head Laments Lifetime Of Presumed Super Brilliance	US News	6/30/2008	(0)	3391
Guy With Big Giant Head Laments Lifetime Of Presumed Super Brilliance	Business	2/7/2007	(0)	5613
Guy With Really Crappy Credit Laughs Off Identity Theft Attempt	Business	8/13/2008	(0)	4100
Guy With Stanky Breath Finally Goes To Dentist, Starts Getting Dates	Health	1/26/2005	(0)	6632
Hank Hill selects running mate	Politics	6/27/2003	(2)	8974
Hapless George W. Bush Declared An Unwitting Metaphor	Politics	3/31/2005	(1)	8572
Hapless Hitch Hiker Laments End Of The Free Ride era	US News	10/18/2006	(0)	4090
Happy 1/2 New Year!	Editorials	7/1/2004	(6)	8516
Hard Lessons Learned From The War In Iraq	World News	5/4/2007	(7)	4406
Harley-Davidson to build Mars rover	Space	2/1/2004	(1)	5877
Harshly Worded Saturday Morning Meeting Briefly Motivates Normally Torpid Sales Staff	Business	8/21/2006	(0)	4977
Have a happy Memorial day?	Editorials	6/3/2004	(3)	7052
HELP!!! MY CAPS LOCK GOT STUCK!!! YARGHH!!!	Feature	11/29/2006	(1)	7608
High School Adds 'Street Smarts 101' To Curriculum	Education	2/6/2005	(0)	24345
High-tech gag gifts	Tech	4/11/2004	(0)	31232
Hollywood's Latest Cultural Goat: The Redneck?	Entertainment	3/8/2007	(10)	8498
Homeless man charged with cruelty to animals	Law	8/24/2004	(0)	5448
Honey Baked Ham Changes Name To Honey Baked Listeria	Business	11/26/2006	(0)	5806
Hooters Girl Sues For Being Treated Like A Girl Who Works At Hooters	Law	11/24/2004	(5)	18917
Hot or Not: Fergie	Entertainment	4/20/2008	(2)	405834
Hovel Dweller Laments Lifetime Of Decisive Indecisiveness	US News	10/29/2006	(0)	4325
Huge Dent In Al-Zawahiri's Forehead Pretty Much Overshadows Latest Death And Damnation Video	World News	7/4/2007	(1)	9199
Huge Dent In Al-Zawahri's Forehead Pretty Much Overshadows Latest Death And Damnation Video	Religion	9/2/2006	(0)	6534
Huge Zit Tanks Otherwise Perfect Job Interview	Business	7/2/2006	(0)	5784
Husband-wife cops arrest each other	Law	6/20/2004	(0)	5436
I picked the wrong election to quit drinking	Politics	2/9/2004	(2)	7461
I want to be like Neo	Editorials	5/9/2004	(3)	5378
I, Godhammer	Religion	4/17/2005	(2)	5647
I-I'm Having Chest Pains!!	Health	4/23/2005	(0)	6601
Idiot Dog Clomps 3 Tennis Balls, Sets New Canine Record	Sports	2/23/2005	(0)	7656
If Stan Lee had only...	Editorials	6/18/2003	(1)	6736
If the worst can happen... It probably will	Editorials	7/10/2003	(3)	5283
Individually Wrapped Sliced Cheese Named Top Overlooked Mundane Invention	Food	7/25/2006	(0)	5387
Intrusive Job Screening Pretty Much Snuffs Enthusiasm Out Of Local Man	Business	7/11/2006	(1)	6324
Iranians Elect Scarface To Presidential Seat	Politics	7/10/2005	(0)	7609
Iraqi man displays theological indifference	World News	9/5/2004	(0)	5871
Iron Man's Secret Power Source Revealed	Entertainment	12/30/2004	(0)	16764
Iron Man's Secret Power Source Revealed	Entertainment	5/4/2008	(0)	15752
Is a real Stargate SG-1 possible?	Tech	3/8/2004	(5)	14152
Is America Truly Willing To Experiment With Barack Obama?	Politics	12/6/2007	(2)	4274
Is American Idol Taylor Hicks The Next Elvis?	Entertainment	5/25/2006	(3)	4894
Is Liberal Yahoo News An Anti-American Information Source?	US News	2/3/2007	(14)	6194
Is Nancy Pelosi Catalyzing a New Sino-American War?	Politics	3/23/2008	(0)	3905
Italian Beverage-Deli Store Owner Punks Student Employees For Using Big Words	Business	3/10/2005	(0)	7421
Italian guy gets punked on his homepage, vendetta ensues	Editorials	9/3/2004	(0)	6879
Italian Kid Makes It Clear He Really Doesn’t Like Italian Food	Food	11/16/2010	(1)	18364
Jackass High School Kid Brickheadedly Screws Up Shop Project	Education	6/14/2005	(2)	6671
Jaded House Frau Goes To Strip Club, Turns Into Mad Woman	US News	1/18/2005	(2)	12473
James Earl Jones Autobiography Shocker: I Am Not Darth	Entertainment	5/11/2005	(0)	5922
Japanese Scientists Proclaim Giant Squid Created Man, Universe	Religion	8/1/2006	(3)	7728
Jesse Davis Murder Highlights Perils Of Interracial Relationships	US News	6/24/2007	(27)	8582
Jocks Drive Freaks and Goths From Small Midwestern Library	Education	10/10/2006	(1)	16010
John Barleycorn Must Die!	Editorials	2/7/2004	(6)	17911
John Kerry using word "kill" in election campaign	Politics	10/28/2004	(0)	6961
John Madden announces the Cowturducken	Sports	11/20/2004	(0)	6356
Josh Groban Finally Enters Puberty, Millions Of Adoring Fans Alarmed	Entertainment	12/23/2006	(2)	7389
Judge Hatchett: dumb justice for a dumb generation	Entertainment	5/4/2004	(12)	6175
Justin Bieber Allegation Shocker: I am NOT a Teen Lesbian!	Entertainment	7/18/2010	(8)	14245
KFC Reinstalls Formally Taboo Word 'Fried' Into Modern Extra Crispy Advertising	Business	11/15/2006	(0)	7917
King Kong Remake Demonstrates Special Effects Can Breath New Life Into Any Stale Old Premise	Entertainment	10/21/2006	(0)	4636
Large Bulbous Vein On Bosses Forehead Leads To Hilarious Nicknames	Business	7/3/2006	(1)	6997
Late Night Snack Merges Dangerously Close With Early Morning Breakfast	Food	10/31/2005	(0)	5982
Latest Weapons Technology Makes Nintendo Wii, Sony PS3 Most Fought Over Video Games Of 2006	Business	11/21/2006	(0)	5740
Latin Americans Protest Bush Visit, Clean Water, Paved Roads, Medical Care, Everything Else American	World News	3/14/2007	(0)	4175
Learn How To Talk Just Like Charlton Heston	Entertainment	4/6/2008	(3)	4234
Learn How To Talk Just Like Charlton Heston	Education	12/28/2005	(0)	9594
Lesser seen bobble head dolls	Editorials	3/2/2004	(2)	7211
Liberal Douche Bag of the Week: Sonia Sotomayor and Barack Obama	Politics	5/29/2009	(0)	4161
Life in the 29th Dimension	Editorials	5/7/2004	(5)	5959
Little Jimmy goes to Canada	Editorials	3/11/2004	(1)	5324
Little Sister Gains Upper Hand In Family Judo Lessons	World News	3/12/2005	(0)	7689
Lobster Again?! Auughhh!	Food	6/23/2005	(6)	17879
Local Automated Traffic Camera Captures Image Of Man's Speeding Ass	US News	1/5/2007	(0)	9623
Local Band Mystified Over Mixed Reaction To Original Material	Entertainment	7/3/2006	(0)	4899
Local Boy Discovers That Money Spends Much Easier Than It Earns	US News	1/29/2005	(0)	7478
Local Coworker's Mutual Erotic Fantasies Sadly Fail To Connect	Business	8/19/2006	(0)	5718
Local Daschund Vainly Attempts To Fight Off Reputation As A Silly Little Weiner Dog	US News	12/12/2006	(0)	4076
Local Dog Smells Man's Balls, Detects Deadly Cancer	Health	10/6/2006	(0)	5790
Local Gal Gets Addicted To Oxycontin, Blames Hydrocodone Instead	Health	9/14/2006	(0)	16231
Local Girl Eats Marigold Petals, Turns Orange	Food	5/16/2006	(0)	19670
Local Girl Relies On STD Stats To Remind Her Not Getting Laid Isn’t So Bad	US News	3/27/2009	(2)	4255
Local Imam Sees Image Of Mohammed In Block Of Wood	Religion	2/1/2006	(2)	8059
Local Man Confirms Lunacy, Can't Wait For Hot Food To Cool	US News	11/23/2008	(3)	2730
Local Man Drinks Stacker 6 Hour Energy Drink, Pisses Most Out Later	Health	10/17/2010	(0)	15489
Local Man Gets Ass Kicked For Not Observing Earth Hour	US News	3/29/2008	(0)	4161
Local Man Mistakes Whirring Whiney Hard Drive Sounds For Asthma Attack	Tech	5/31/2008	(0)	3811
Local Man Reportedly Growing Used To Disappointment	US News	12/5/2005	(1)	5155
Local Man's Monthly Gasoline Costs Exceed Monthly Car Payment	US News	6/1/2006	(0)	6601
Local Sam's Club Promotes 28th Mini Manager Out Of Total Store Staff Of 52	Business	11/27/2006	(0)	7039
Local Viewer Confuses American Idol With America's Most Wanted	Entertainment	1/28/2006	(0)	9730
Local Viewer Confuses American Idol With America's Most Wanted	Entertainment	1/19/2007	(0)	4217
Local White Girl Listens To Hip Hop Music, Develops Puzzling Neurological Disorder	US News	8/3/2007	(0)	6623
Local Woman Accused of Kicking the Crap Out of Every Man in Sight	US News	8/5/2008	(0)	3272
Local Workplace Agonizes Over Last Piece Of Pepperoni Pizza	Business	1/31/2007	(0)	4478
Lockheed designes plane that doesn't fly	Tech	8/5/2003	(1)	5476
Lonely Canadian Man Marries Local Maple Tree	World News	6/12/2006	(3)	16583
Lonely Canadian Man Marries Local Maple Tree	World News	11/7/2010	(0)	27849
Mad Cows reported in Ft. Worth, 2 dead	Editorials	12/30/2003	(2)	7062
Male Stripper Kills 7 Women at Local Nursing Home	US News	5/22/2009	(0)	5019
Malingering Spiritual Malaise Spurs Demand For Even More Star Wars Sagas	Entertainment	11/23/2006	(1)	18807
Man admits saving E-mails for possible revenge	Tech	8/31/2004	(0)	7226
Man Declines Fried Chicken Dinner, Promptly Branded A Racist	Food	4/19/2006	(2)	10122
Man eats hot wings at bedtime, pays big price	Food	9/9/2004	(0)	6095
Man eats way too much tropical fruit, nearly dissolves	Food	8/26/2004	(0)	5638
Man grows sexually possessive of work computer, gets fired	Tech	11/18/2004	(0)	7953
Man leaves Antiques Roadshow partially dissapointed	US News	8/17/2004	(4)	7425
Man leaves dog out in rain, pays big price	Law	4/21/2004	(0)	5633
Man sneezes in library, public reaction seems confused	Editorials	6/5/2004	(0)	5429
Man Stranded On Desert Island Since 1980 Rescued, Remains Stranded Socially	World News	5/6/2005	(3)	14804
Man Writes Scathing Reseller Review Online, Feels Vindicated	Business	12/31/2004	(2)	6291
Mankind's greatest inventions	Tech	7/17/2004	(0)	8139
Many Americans Still Think They Elected Denzel Washington as President	Politics	6/11/2009	(0)	3201
Marijuana users condemn Atkins diet	Food	1/15/2004	(5)	10939
Marine biologist throws luncheon with mixed results	US News	9/9/2004	(0)	3914
Mars rover lost, NASA guilt ridden	Space	1/22/2004	(1)	7830
Mars rovers becoming territorial	Space	4/20/2004	(0)	7614
Mars scientists naming every pebble in sight	Space	2/12/2004	(4)	5625
Martha Stewart downplays prison, prison downplays Martha Stewart	US News	10/29/2004	(0)	4515
Martha Stewart Named New Lesbian Hero	US News	3/4/2005	(0)	6197
Michael Moore accepts Al-Jazeera gig	Entertainment	7/30/2004	(0)	5355
Michelle Obama's Mouth Named New Greenhouse Gas Champion	Politics	3/26/2008	(0)	4570
Michigan Woman Says 'Hugh Jackman' Multiple Times, Keeps Straight Face	Entertainment	6/17/2005	(0)	7958
Middle aged woman gets tattoo, looks for support	US News	8/29/2004	(1)	10500
Mixed (up) Media	Editorials	2/24/2004	(3)	5154
Mohammed Khalid Shaikh Creates Hair Care Club For Arab Men	Business	5/27/2005	(0)	10505
More Really Cool Cars	Tech	8/22/2005	(4)	26094
Most Observers a Little Shaky on Ragtag Libyan Rebels	World News	4/3/2011	(0)	27416
My big fat obnoxious candidate	Entertainment	2/14/2004	(3)	4974
My dad, the Pirate!	Editorials	3/10/2004	(0)	5388
My Mom, The Marsupial	Editorials	1/15/2006	(1)	6359
My Space Execs Ponder Changing Popular Site Name To www.ohjustgoaheadandmolestmydamnkidalready.com	Business	12/17/2006	(4)	4782
MySpace Chick Thanks God For Velcro Bra Straps	World News	1/9/2007	(3)	17414
MySpace Dude Thanks God For Chicks That Put Out	World News	1/9/2007	(0)	4501
Mysterious Blanket Of Frozen White Matter Smothers Northeast U.S., Millions Panic	US News	12/9/2006	(0)	4476
Nancy Pelosi Crosses Road, Almost Gets To The Other Side	Politics	11/17/2006	(0)	4743
NASA admits pulling a 'Scotty' with Mars Rovers	Space	8/7/2004	(1)	96001
NASA rover finds	Space	3/13/2004	(3)	7297
NASA selects Bubble Boy for Mars mission	Space	2/15/2004	(4)	8017
National Anthem In Spanish Dilemma Creates Nationwide Bandwagon Effect	Politics	5/1/2006	(0)	5722
Nestle Announces 5 More Pasty Tasting White Cracker Dough Crust Hot Pocket Flavors	Food	11/12/2010	(0)	44642
Nintendo Wii Player Punches The Living Crap Out Of Kid Brother, Blames Defective Controller Instead	Entertainment	12/10/2006	(7)	6040
Notable Absence Of Superman Alarms Mankind	US News	1/25/2006	(2)	6697
Obama Health Care Package Success Hinges That Nothing Bad Ever Happens To America Again	Politics	4/1/2010	(5)	8591
Obama Polls Surge Upwards as Obama Becomes More and More Conservative	Politics	1/24/2011	(0)	31006
Obama Stimulus Package Earmarks $1.6 Billion For Ailing Detroit Sports Teams	Sports	2/7/2009	(6)	22445
Obstinate Alabama Man With SDTV Vows: I Will Never Buy An HDTV	Entertainment	2/27/2007	(8)	6284
Of Guilt, Feinged Altruism And American Idol	Entertainment	4/25/2007	(0)	6186
Of ice and men	Editorials	5/8/2004	(0)	4956
Oh Gawd! NOT AGAIN!!	Entertainment	8/18/2004	(7)	4809
Ohio enacts tough new drunk driving laws	Law	9/1/2003	(12)	7434
Ohio man gets pissed over seatbelt law, becomes Libertarian	Politics	10/20/2004	(0)	6986
Ohio Origami Club Endures Latest Round Of Beatings	Entertainment	12/7/2004	(3)	23421
Ohio Woman Confesses To Being Pierogi Addict	US News	8/27/2005	(0)	6563
Ohio Workplace Endures Bitter Power Struggle	Business	1/29/2005	(0)	5956
Old computers never die...	Tech	3/14/2004	(9)	8121
One Minute Of Truth With A Fox TV Executive	US News	10/23/2005	(0)	5954
One Minute Of Truth With A Liberal	Politics	4/16/2005	(5)	9830
One Minute Of Truth With A Liberal Part 2	Editorials	6/20/2005	(22)	8512
One Minute Of Truth With A Liberal part 3	Politics	10/6/2005	(17)	8431
One Minute Of Truth With A Pseudoephedrine Manufacturer	Business	7/6/2005	(2)	7202
One Too Many MAS*H Reruns Finally Kill Local Man	Health	2/19/2006	(5)	9502
Osama, Salman Rushdie Found Hiding In Same Cave	World News	12/12/2004	(0)	5712
Over Enthusiastic McDonald's Fry Cook Watches Too Much Hell's Kitchen, Coworkers Blanched	Business	8/30/2007	(0)	15740
Overpopulated Japan to rid Island of Monsters	World News	8/4/2003	(2)	6324
Paris and Nicole get away with murder	Entertainment	7/17/2004	(0)	4666
Pass the papaya	Food	2/21/2004	(4)	7384
Pentagon Ponders Offering Free Xbox 360 To Sweeten Flagging Enlistments	Video Games	12/18/2005	(0)	6131
Pepsi Throwback Not a Throwback, They Just Stopped Screwing It Up	Business	5/23/2009	(3)	3377
Pick Your Prison	Editorials	11/21/2003	(3)	4931
Piss or get off the Message Board	Editorials	2/18/2004	(27)	34489
Plus Sized House Gals Named Top Suburban Scourge	US News	9/28/2005	(5)	8190
Poindexterous American Idol Wanna Bee Kevin Covais Describes Newly Identified 'Schmeetl Effect'	Entertainment	3/16/2006	(9)	16104
Pontius Povich	Entertainment	9/27/2004	(3)	12280
Pontius Povich : The Maury Povich Show Explained	Entertainment	4/28/2006	(0)	5409
Portly Pooch Flunks Diet, Perplexed Owner Passe	US News	1/23/2007	(0)	5674
Predatory realtor stumbles, loses money on deal	Business	8/17/2004	(2)	5692
President Obama School Children Speech Played Backwards Reveals Ominous Messages	Politics	9/7/2009	(4)	4935
Prison rioters throw fellow prisoners in prison	US News	11/13/2004	(0)	4559
Radio Control Aircraft Club Somberly Marks 100th Scale Model Crash	Sports	7/27/2006	(0)	7554
Radio Shack expands services as title bureau	Tech	6/16/2003	(3)	7465
Rampaging Giant Jesus Statue Comes To Life, Ravages Small Town	World News	11/7/2010	(2)	22274
Ratzenberger Named Pope Clavius I	Religion	4/22/2005	(0)	6149
Reality bytes!	Editorials	4/26/2004	(0)	5061
Really Cheesy Porn Music Named Top Killer Of Online Masturbation Fantasies	Business	11/7/2006	(0)	6487
Rising Gasoline Prises Cut Into Area Mans Beer Money	Business	12/11/2005	(0)	7229
Ronny And The Daytonas Song 'Little GTO' Explained	Feature	11/18/2006	(3)	9251
Ronny And The Daytonas Song 'Little GTO' Explained	Sports	6/17/2006	(3)	27522
Rubber ducks to hit land; Man finally selects career	Editorials	7/14/2003	(0)	5290
Rural Town Replaces Mailboxes With Pinjatas	Law	11/23/2004	(0)	13010
Russia retrieves NASA Sojourner rover	Space	2/16/2004	(6)	7242
Sassy Newbie Jogger Reportedly Pretty Goddamm Proud Of Himself	Sports	10/4/2006	(0)	4750
Saudi Man Risks Ass To Buy Red Roses	World News	2/13/2005	(3)	8380
Savory Steak Sandwich Nearly Kills Michigan Man	Food	9/8/2008	(0)	13327
Selected Shorts part 1	Feature	7/8/2004	(9)	5037
Selected Shorts part 2	Feature	7/11/2004	(0)	6190
Selected Shorts part 3	Feature	7/25/2004	(0)	7098
Senator John McCain uses more Star Wars references	Politics	9/2/2004	(3)	7258
Shocking DMV Photo Makes Nevada Man Look Like Al-Zarqawi	Law	3/6/2005	(3)	11126
Should The CIA Snuff Hugo Chavez?	Politics	12/2/2007	(7)	5947
Simon Cowell Fights Off Nagging Heterosexual Rumor	Entertainment	5/9/2006	(0)	6204
Simon Cowell rates Smooth Operator	Editorials	2/3/2004	(11)	8160
Single guy outlines bachelor man's diet	Food	9/4/2004	(0)	9458
Sir Simon Cowell the Irascible	Entertainment	3/28/2007	(0)	4151
Sir Simon the Irascible	Entertainment	6/17/2004	(0)	4334
Sluggard Boss Thanks God For MS Word Auto Correct	Business	1/8/2005	(2)	6831
Smooth Operator rates American Whisky	Editorials	7/14/2004	(2)	7199
Smooth Operator Turning Into A Giant Roll Of Life Savers	Site News	2/27/2005	(0)	15183
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week 1-02-07	Site News	1/2/2007	(0)	4048
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week 1-09-07	Site News	1/6/2007	(0)	6077
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week 1-15-2007	Entertainment	1/15/2007	(0)	14267
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week 1-22-2007	Entertainment	1/19/2007	(0)	3964
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week 12-28-06	Site News	12/28/2006	(0)	3835
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week, 1-29-2007	Entertainment	1/29/2007	(1)	4758
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week, 2-05-2007	Entertainment	2/4/2007	(0)	4095
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week, 2-11-2007	Feature	2/11/2007	(0)	4682
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week, 2-21-2007	Feature	2/21/2007	(0)	6273
Smthop.com In Crisis: We are Under Attack!	Site News	11/10/2004	(16)	7538
Smthop.com: Fighting the good fight for good fighters everywhere	Editorials	11/10/2004	(0)	5084
Sniglets Revisted	Entertainment	7/2/2005	(0)	7673
So What's The David Letterman Appeal All About?	Entertainment	12/4/2006	(2)	7147
So what's the fuss about hot saucing?	Editorials	8/24/2004	(0)	8399
So, What's The Psychology Behind American Idol?	Editorials	1/17/2007	(5)	6254
So, What's the Psychology Behind American Idol?	Entertainment	4/23/2008	(0)	4581
So, You Think Pot Is Natural, Huh?	Health	8/20/2006	(2)	10520
So, You Think The Beatles Sucked, Eh?	Entertainment	7/30/2006	(21)	11356
Some Almost Laughable Deaths	Feature	11/16/2005	(0)	10708
Some Entirely Plausible Star Wars Creative Influences	Entertainment	12/22/2006	(8)	10068
Some Interesting Google Search Engine Queries	Feature	4/8/2006	(0)	21378
Some Lesser Known Answers To Some Rarely Asked Questions	Feature	10/9/2005	(0)	9523
Some Moderately Disturbing Foods	Food	8/23/2006	(0)	6522
Some Occupational Injuries Of Olde	Education	10/20/2005	(0)	7636
Some Potentially Hilarious Grave Markers	Religion	3/20/2007	(0)	11501
Some Really Cool Aircraft	Tech	10/14/2005	(2)	23585
Some Really Cool Cars	Tech	7/24/2005	(20)	90802
Some Really Cool Fossil and Crystal Jewelry	Site News	5/17/2009	(0)	3660
Some Really Cool Moments In Sci-Fi Cinema History	Entertainment	11/2/2005	(0)	12489
Some Really Cool Scanning Electron Microscope Pics	Tech	8/24/2006	(0)	8156
Some really cool words	Editorials	6/10/2004	(9)	17612
Some Really Empty AOL Chat Rooms	Entertainment	5/15/2006	(4)	11426
Some Really Great 99 cent Recession Busting Beers	Business	8/27/2009	(4)	3826
Some Really Great American Tastes	Food	12/16/2006	(1)	5963
Some Really Great Dating Tips	Feature	5/3/2006	(8)	9477
Some Really Great Job Hunting Tips	Business	10/21/2006	(0)	7056
Some Really Great Life's Tips	Education	9/21/2006	(0)	9245
Some Really Great Places To Find Lesbians	Entertainment	10/25/2005	(3)	10077
Some Really Great Ways to Piss People off on the Internet	Tech	8/15/2008	(3)	7864
Some Really Whacky Sports	Sports	10/21/2005	(0)	7547
Sore-Losermans head to Canada, Canada somewhat reserved	Politics	11/7/2004	(0)	6210
Soundman!	Editorials	5/12/2004	(0)	7207
Source Of American Idol 'Voter Fraud' Revealed	Entertainment	5/11/2006	(23)	14243
Space Station Low On Food, Astronauts Wisely Decide To Diet	Space	12/9/2004	(0)	6862
Spam Extreme	Editorials	9/9/2003	(6)	5165
Spammer Finally Figures Out No One Is Reading His E-mails	US News	2/20/2005	(0)	5036
Sprucy Sign Fails To Ritz Up Crappy Condo	Business	5/8/2006	(2)	8308
Spurious Self-Diagnosis On 'Web MD' Drives Local Hypochondriac Into Mad Tizzy	Health	6/7/2006	(0)	6482
Stinky Lake Erie Driveby Spawns Accusatory Carpool Glances	US News	8/13/2006	(0)	8323
Strange Brews	Food	2/14/2005	(0)	8211
Strange Brews part 2	Food	4/6/2005	(0)	6759
Stray Tiger Woods drive clobbers boy, boy ecstatic	Sports	8/21/2004	(10)	7291
Study Shows Most People Who Call Others A-holes Are Usually A-holes Themselves	Education	12/25/2005	(0)	7094
Study: Overweight Rich People Think Their Fat Is More Valuable Than Yours	Health	12/31/2006	(1)	17966
Stupidly Placed Copy Of Gourmet Magazine Derails Workplace Weight Loss Attempt	Food	5/31/2006	(0)	5450
Subway Jared: America's ticking time bomb	Health	11/24/2003	(0)	7321
Summertime!	Editorials	6/27/2004	(0)	6896
Sumo Dad Goes To Iraq	World News	3/23/2005	(1)	5870
Sumo Dad Lays Down Law, Kids Wisely Comply	Sports	3/18/2005	(2)	19053
Sumo Dad Scores Big In Daytona, FLA!	US News	8/9/2005	(0)	5568
Survey: Nice Ass, Average Tits, Face, Works Best For Most Men	Feature	3/9/2008	(1)	13169
Survival of the fittest Automobile	Editorials	7/3/2003	(0)	4579
Sushi chef fantasizes he is Samurai	Editorials	2/2/2004	(6)	4989
TATU Plays It Straight, No-One Cares	Entertainment	12/21/2004	(1)	9822
Ted Nugent announces fast food chain	Food	4/19/2004	(2)	6026
Ted Nugent Plans To Clone, Kill, Wooly Mammoth	Sports	2/15/2005	(3)	7578
Television, Internet show signs of merging	Tech	2/4/2004	(6)	7187
Terrorist Dot Com	Business	2/20/2005	(8)	8344
Test Tube Earth	Editorials	12/4/2003	(4)	7654
That very special bond	Editorials	6/9/2004	(0)	4842
The 7 Strains Of Liberal	Politics	8/14/2006	(3)	7465
The Beer Questers	Feature	7/20/2004	(0)	8190
The Columbine High School Massacre Explained	Editorials	1/7/2007	(0)	4700
The Dangerous Illusion Of Reassuring Smells	Health	6/24/2005	(0)	8941
The Hooter that shook the World	Editorials	2/26/2004	(3)	5101
The Liberal Chick Speaks Out: OMG! The Olympics are Sooo Fucking Racist!!	Sports	8/20/2008	(0)	3130
The meaning of life in pictures	Picture	10/14/2004	(0)	2657
The Mystery Of The Chernobyl Reactor 'Shining Cloud'	Tech	5/5/2006	(7)	81539
The New Road Warriors	US News	11/18/2004	(2)	4450
The Origins Of Pornography	Feature	5/14/2006	(1)	14167
The Petered Power Of Pickled Perception	Feature	11/13/2006	(0)	5262
The Rich And The Lipless	Health	5/18/2006	(0)	9018
The silent asassins	Editorials	4/30/2004	(0)	9197
The Slug	Entertainment	4/23/2004	(0)	6418
The Smooth Operator spelling bee	Feature	8/26/2004	(5)	7113
The Tragic Lives Of Jilted American Idol Wanna Bees	Entertainment	3/25/2006	(6)	9604
The Virginia Tech Massacre Explained	US News	4/16/2007	(2)	6240
The World according to Lothar	World News	12/16/2003	(5)	6647
The World According To Lothar - Special Valentine's Day Edition	Feature	2/13/2007	(0)	4218
The World according to Lothar - Valentine's edition	Editorials	2/12/2004	(2)	5276
The World according to Lothar part II	World News	1/28/2004	(0)	4841
The World according to Lothar part IV	World News	3/4/2004	(4)	7093
The World according to Lothar part V	World News	3/19/2004	(0)	6414
The World according to Lothar part V	World News	7/21/2004	(0)	6491
The World according to Lothar, part VI	Editorials	10/31/2004	(0)	4796
The World According to Lothar, Special Valentine's Day Edition	US News	2/14/2009	(0)	3017
The World According To Lothar, Spooky Halloween Edition	Feature	10/31/2005	(0)	5163
The World According To Lothar, Spooky Halloween Edition	Feature	10/26/2006	(0)	6138
Things That Make You Go Arggghh!!!	Business	3/28/2005	(1)	11620
Things That Make You Go Arrrgh!!! part 2	Editorials	9/22/2005	(0)	8329
Things That Make You Go Ewwww!!	Feature	9/17/2005	(2)	17825
Things That Make You Go OMG!!	Feature	9/26/2005	(1)	20836
Thrive, Mein Fuhrer, thrive!!	Health	11/8/2004	(2)	6465
Ticker: Barack Obama Getting Blacker By The Minute	Politics	9/23/2007	(0)	4931
Ticker: Barack Obama, Marlboro Man	Politics	1/5/2008	(1)	15446
Ticker: Family Guy Creator Seth McFarlane To Whistle 'Star-Spangled Banner' Out Of His Asshole	Politics	1/1/2008	(0)	4424
Ticker: Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama Duel Takes on Air of Proper November Presidential Election	Politics	2/10/2008	(0)	3825
Ticker: News From Barack Obama's Hometown	Politics	2/13/2008	(0)	3863
Ticker: Senator John McCain Using More Star Wars References Again	Politics	1/26/2008	(0)	4898
Ticker: Should Barack Obama Recite The Lord's Prayer?	Religion	12/23/2007	(6)	4490
Ticker: What Color Is Barack Obama?	Politics	1/26/2008	(4)	8446
Titless Wonder Admits She Makes Life Miserable For Busty Chested Gals	US News	7/15/2007	(2)	11618
Tobacco Giant Ponders Firing Non-Smoking Employees	Business	1/14/2006	(0)	6255
Tony Hawk Lunar Skateboarding	Sports	6/3/2003	(2)	5810
Tony Hawk: Extreme BBQ	Food	7/9/2003	(2)	7387
Top University Names Tsunami 'Favorite Tool Of A Vengeful God' For 2005	Religion	1/1/2006	(0)	5563
Tornado reveals Kansas man is an idiot	US News	10/4/2004	(0)	3658
Troll Semantics: A Classification Of Internet Trolls	Tech	1/15/2006	(3)	12867
Trolling for Trolls	Editorials	11/19/2003	(16)	7644
Tyra Banks Show Proves Old Adage That Pretty Faces Should Be Seen And Not Heard	Entertainment	4/24/2006	(6)	10808
U.S. Gays flocking to Canada, Canadians worry about getting a reputation	World News	11/21/2004	(4)	8726
Unlikely terrorist plans foiled	US News	10/30/2004	(0)	4050
V. A. Creates Division For Paintball Veterans	Sports	11/2/2004	(0)	8083
Walmart Launches 'Walnet' Satellite Network, Stuns World	Business	4/15/2006	(0)	12027
War Nerves!	US News	6/30/2005	(0)	5819
We Ask, America Answers! Part 1: Who, Or What, Is An Al Gore?	US News	8/1/2009	(0)	3466
What Color is Barack Obama?	Politics	11/1/2008	(0)	3037
What if everyone in China jumped off a chair?	World News	4/19/2004	(2)	8454
What is The Functionating Click?	US News	11/27/2008	(0)	2658
What would Al Bundy say?	Editorials	4/13/2004	(5)	10120
What Would Aliens Say About The Human Race?	Space	2/24/2008	(1)	4955
What would Jerry Seinfeld say?	Editorials	4/17/2004	(0)	5253
What would Sam Kinison say? part 1	Editorials	3/20/2004	(17)	72691
What would Sam Kinison say? part 2	Editorials	3/23/2004	(3)	7287
What Would Sam Kinison say? part 3	Editorials	4/15/2004	(0)	5317
What would Winston Churchill say?	Editorials	4/10/2004	(1)	8936
What's in a name, part 2	Editorials	6/23/2004	(0)	6995
What's in a name? part 1	Editorials	6/12/2004	(0)	5112
White Guy Tries To Play Sitar, Screws It Up Royally	Entertainment	2/25/2005	(0)	5989
Who Kidnapped Spongebob Squarepants?	Editorials	12/4/2004	(5)	30499
Who Killed Good Ol' Charlie Brown?	Entertainment	12/18/2004	(8)	10642
Who sez you can't take it with you?	Religion	2/7/2005	(0)	11468
Who would the Yankees be without baseball?	Picture	10/18/2004	(1)	2745
Why do salted slugs melt?	Editorials	5/10/2004	(0)	16928
Wife looks up husband's credit rating on Web, wants divorce	Editorials	11/15/2004	(0)	7360
Will A Barack Obama Victory Embolden Terrorism?	US News	7/3/2007	(0)	5404
Will a Vote for Barack Obama Ruin your Marriage?	Politics	8/29/2008	(0)	3180
Will Satellite Radio Destroy Howard Stern?	Entertainment	12/10/2004	(0)	7631
Will The Benazir Bhutto Assassination Destroy Barack Obama?	Politics	12/27/2007	(6)	4117
Window Kitty Rules Roost With Iron Paw	Feature	7/2/2006	(0)	5833
Wisconsin Divorced Men's Club Organizes First Ever Cat-Olympics	Sports	7/18/2005	(8)	11998
Woman confuses 'hydrocarbons' with 'carbohydrates'	Editorials	7/3/2004	(0)	5325
Woman kicking crap out of every man in sight	Law	8/1/2004	(0)	6383
Woman Laments Lifetime with Double Entendre British Name	World News	11/20/2004	(0)	7748
Woman Watches Infomercial, Actually Buys Into It	Business	1/6/2005	(2)	7340
Workplace Stairwell Nicknamed Gasoline Alley	Business	6/10/2005	(0)	5549
World Record Pillow Fight Attempt Disintegrates Into Raging Slug Fest	Sports	4/4/2005	(0)	7342
World's Ugliest Dog Dies, Thousands Of Norway, Michigan Women Flock To Claim Title	US News	2/28/2007	(2)	4945
Worlds Fattest Man Mystery Shocker: How in Hell Does This Guy Take a Crap?!	World News	10/31/2008	(4)	11153
Writer Files FCC Complaint Against FOX TV Series 'Family Guy'	Site News	8/30/2006	(37)	7135
WRL Standings, News	Feature	8/29/2004	(5)	7699
Yahoo Message Boards Crash, Millions Displaced	Business	8/26/2006	(5)	8359
Yankees 2103 part 1	Feature	6/13/2003	(2)	5361
Yankees 2103 part 2	Feature	7/1/2003	(1)	6672
Yankees 2103 part 3	Feature	7/16/2003	(2)	6816
Yankees 2103 part 4	Feature	8/17/2003	(5)	6984
Yankees 2103 part 5	Feature	10/13/2003	(2)	4843
Yankees 2103 part 6	Feature	11/25/2003	(1)	6799
Yankees 2103 part 7	Feature	2/27/2004	(2)	6535
Yankees 2103 part 8 -interlude-	Feature	6/20/2004	(0)	5487
Yankees 2103 part 9	Feature	5/11/2008	(0)	3305
Yankees using Flubber filled bats	Sports	6/9/2003	(0)	5784
Yankees win, tremor felt in Force	Sports	10/10/2004	(0)	5026
Yazoo City Carnie Laughs Off Notion Of Background Check	Business	12/25/2006	(0)	6609
YouTube Mulls Fines For Idiot Posters	Business	9/1/2008	(0)	4163