Smooth Operator

Article	Category	Date	Comments	Views
Close Encounters Of The Gigantic Kind Spook Michigan Man	US News	4/29/2007	(0)	11130
Commodes Of Olde	Education	9/30/2005	(1)	10449
Married couple mistakingly "meet" on cheater's site	Editorials	8/7/2004	(12)	6898
Pooping Dog Complicates Local Sandlot Pepper Ball Game	Sports	6/23/2007	(0)	7424
'Back in 5 Minutes' Sign Deemed Equivalent To 'Gone to Take a Shit'	Business	7/14/2010	(1)	16779
'Brokeback Mountain' Wins Coveted Quivering Sphincter Award	Entertainment	3/6/2006	(9)	10652
'Jurassic Park Fallujah' Plans Unveiled	US News	1/4/2006	(0)	7456
'Meatnormous' Sandwich Finally Drives The Burger King To Have His Head Examined	Business	10/5/2005	(0)	12456
'What Is A Darwin Deez' Keeps Most Of World Guessing	Entertainment	1/6/2011	(0)	40001
'You Had A Bad Day' In Pictures	Feature	6/16/2006	(3)	7273
^_^rEEr~! Is a Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi Cat Fight Surfacing?	Politics	3/16/2008	(2)	6191
72 Hours Of Silence	Site News	4/16/2007	(0)	7355
A Creative Writer's Guide To The Internet, Part 1	Education	3/2/2006	(45)	24506
A pleasant afternoon with Chevely McDigg	Editorials	9/11/2004	(0)	8737
A true tale of 2 survivors	Editorials	4/25/2004	(0)	8149
Actor Mike Farrell Wins All Time Dick-Head Award	Entertainment	8/5/2006	(0)	8094
Ailing Chimp Gets Teeth Fixed, Makes Up For Time Lost Ailing	US News	8/10/2006	(0)	7417
Al Gore Dominates Local Competitive Eating Championship	Entertainment	4/20/2006	(0)	7375
Al-Qaeda targeting Amish Community	Editorials	8/11/2003	(4)	9091
Amber Frey to be cast as 'Ratwoman'	Entertainment	8/11/2004	(2)	7022
America needs you, Al Bundy!	Editorials	2/14/2004	(5)	9785
America The Brutal	Editorials	7/11/2005	(12)	8848
America turning into one huge prison	US News	11/13/2004	(1)	6711
America's original dollar menu	Food	3/5/2004	(7)	10517
American Idol Darlin' Kellie Pickler Refutes Luanne Platter Resemblance	Entertainment	4/4/2006	(6)	28905
American Idol Heavily Edited, Pickled Paula Abdul To Blame	Entertainment	1/16/2007	(21)	10955
American Idol Hopeful Taylor Hicks Accused Of Dancing Just Like A Honky	Entertainment	3/8/2006	(40)	18966
American Idol Shocker: Sour Simon Cowell Calls It Quits, Castro Named Pinch Primper	Business	3/30/2006	(0)	7623
American Idol William Hung goes Bang crazy!	Entertainment	2/26/2004	(4)	8269
American Idol: Beating On America's Masochistic Belt	Entertainment	1/23/2007	(0)	5317
Amish family overlooks blackout	Religion	8/25/2003	(8)	7819
Amish pray for rain, God complies	Religion	8/28/2004	(0)	7118
Amish Website Plans Nixed By Lack of Electricity	Business	10/26/2005	(2)	7554
Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft?	Entertainment	7/27/2003	(5)	8089
Angry Jesus Punishes Local Man For Being A Dick	World News	8/13/2009	(0)	4986
Angry Local Man Wants To Burn Down The Whole Fucking Internet	US News	1/12/2008	(0)	5740
Angry White Girl Hisses At Local Business Drug Testing Policy	Business	3/6/2007	(1)	7851
Announcing PCOmelet.com	Site News	11/5/2005	(0)	7072
Annual San Francisco Straight Parade Draws Record 26 Spectators	US News	7/1/2007	(0)	9069
Apple Computer Celebrates Firing 1,000,000th Employee	Tech	12/28/2010	(0)	25481
Are You A Hans Moleman?	Feature	12/1/2004	(6)	10833
Area Boss Close To Getting Ass Kicked Over Misuse Of Term 'Multitasking'	Business	12/12/2007	(0)	6135
Area Liberal Girl Simply Can't Admit Global Warming Isn't True, Even If It Isn't	World News	7/25/2009	(2)	7043
Area Musician Boasts of Arpeggiated Farts, A Flat suspended 7th Burps	Entertainment	8/7/2008	(0)	5021
Area Woman Fears Reputation As Bee Magnet	US News	5/1/2005	(10)	14632
Arkansas cop accused of being taser happy	Law	8/18/2004	(0)	8454
Artichoke Named Most Irritating Vegetable	Food	10/8/2005	(5)	19814
Astronomer: Universe Askew Because Eminem Won't Stop Acting Black	Entertainment	9/6/2010	(14)	30324
Barack Obama and the Poison Mushroom	Politics	1/23/2009	(0)	4602
Barack Obama First Order of Business: Dump Tired Black Wife For Some Smokin' Hot White Ass	Politics	11/8/2008	(1)	5376
Barack Obama Urges America To Look To The Cookie	Politics	5/6/2007	(7)	6255
Barack Obama Victory Fallout: Raise Voting Age to 25?	Politics	12/27/2008	(9)	14482
Barack Obama, American Taliban	Politics	7/27/2007	(4)	7990
Barack Obama: America's First 'Special Needs' President	Politics	7/3/2009	(0)	4756
Barack Obama: An Uncle Tom President?	Politics	6/5/2008	(1)	6179
Barack Obama: I am NOT a Shemale	Politics	2/20/2008	(0)	5930
Barack Obama: My Name Is NOT Barack Osama	Politics	2/11/2007	(0)	7107
Barry Bonds Sets New Steroid User Home Run Record	Sports	8/8/2007	(0)	5994
Batmobile Wins Daytona 500, No One Cares Or Even Notices	Sports	3/9/2005	(0)	8410
Battle of the TV judges part 1	Entertainment	8/3/2004	(0)	7493
Beach Boys Song 'Little Deuce Coupe' Explained	Feature	5/13/2006	(25)	42858
bEAM mE uP sCOTTY!	Editorials	3/28/2004	(3)	8190
Beer and Darvocets Rumor Plauge Pie Eyed Paula Abdul	Entertainment	5/2/2008	(0)	5861
Beer And Darvocets Rumor Plauge Pie-Eyed American Idol Judge Paula Abdul	Entertainment	1/13/2007	(2)	6133
Beer And Darvocets Rumor Plauge Pie-Eyed American Idol Judge Paula Abdul	Entertainment	3/1/2006	(6)	11862
Befuddled MoveOn.org Member Admits He Really Isn't Sure What He's Supposed To Be Moving On To	US News	3/11/2007	(0)	8688
Befuddled MoveOn.org Member Admits He Really Isn't Sure What He's Supposed To Be Moving On To	Politics	9/23/2007	(0)	5809
Beleaguered NASA Officials Draw Line At Russian ISS Plans For Vodka And Space Hookers	Space	6/1/2006	(0)	7003
Beverage Store Employee Tries To Give A Flying Damp Crap About What Kind Of Wine You Want To Buy	US News	12/5/2006	(0)	7018
Beyond Minnie Me	Editorials	6/25/2004	(0)	9183
Big Huge Muscle Guy Pretty Much Scaring The Hell Out Of Everyone He Bumps Into	Health	6/10/2006	(0)	11527
Big Lotto Win Guts Local Chicken Plant Staff	US News	12/22/2005	(0)	6675
Big Screen TV's, 'COPS' TV Show Make For A Deadly Mix	Entertainment	12/2/2005	(0)	7237
Bill Clinton : I Can Bend In Half and Blow Myself	Politics	9/27/2009	(6)	11494
Bill Gates grows tail	Editorials	9/27/2003	(2)	8478
Billboard's Top Twenty restuarant review	Editorials	12/12/2003	(5)	8705
Blame it on the Caveman	Editorials	6/18/2004	(1)	6789
Blazing Hot Habaneros Haunt Local Household	Food	1/2/2007	(0)	7529
Bomb Sniffing Dog Detects Explosives Up Partner Pooch's Butt, Thousands Panic	US News	2/3/2007	(0)	7945
Boy Lets Fly Walk On His Face, Creeps Everyone Out	World News	12/8/2004	(1)	6992
Britney Spears Song If U Seek Amy Much More Profane Than Previously Thought	Entertainment	2/1/2009	(12)	11602
Broke college grad attempts roller coaster record	US News	7/7/2004	(0)	6572
Burger King Manager Laments Loss Of 'The Perfect Employee'	Food	8/30/2005	(0)	8786
Bush Admits Pulling A 'James T Kirk' With Saddam Hussein	Politics	2/4/2005	(0)	9664
Bush Appoints House M.D. To Surgeon General Post	Politics	11/5/2005	(0)	8484
Bush Appoints Sumo Dad to Cabinet	Politics	3/22/2005	(0)	8201
Bush Playing Jumanji With Al-Qaeda	US News	7/5/2005	(5)	11300
Bush-Era Judges Revert To White Wigs, Speaking Middle English	Law	12/13/2004	(0)	9202
Bushy Tailed Freaks: When Squirrels Attack!!	Health	4/14/2006	(0)	18659
Call Center Employee Laughs Off Zacarias Moussaoui Supermax Sentence	Business	5/4/2006	(3)	16969
Candid Interview With A Real-Life Cable Guy	Entertainment	10/24/2005	(2)	11371
Canned MySpace Party Pics Becoming National Fad	World News	5/22/2008	(0)	5846
Cantakerous Tech Support Guy Actually Answers Question Without Usual Sarcasm	Tech	7/8/2006	(1)	7978
Career Radio Shack Employee Writes Memoirs	Tech	11/1/2004	(4)	10880
Cheap Chinese Razors Lacerate Leggy Local Gal	Health	12/27/2006	(0)	8478
Cheapskate C.E.O. Of Smthop.com Reveals Writer Outsourcing Plan	Site News	1/2/2005	(4)	9337
Chevy Cavalier named top deer hunter choice	Sports	11/16/2004	(0)	7494
Chick With Apple Shaped Ass Fends Off Latest Wave Of Illicit Gropes And Grabs	US News	1/3/2007	(0)	12222
Chick With Huge Tits Wows Local Workplace	Business	6/9/2006	(6)	109744
Chick With Huge Tits Wows Local Workplace	Business	9/26/2008	(0)	15318
Child's Play Chucky Slated To Join Bratz Doll Spring Selection	Business	12/30/2006	(4)	8998
Christmas Aftermath News Briefs	US News	12/26/2004	(0)	5226
Chuck Yeager Driving School	Editorials	10/4/2003	(5)	10026
Civil War Reenactor Pissed That He hasn't Had A Chance To Really Kill Somebody	US News	7/25/2009	(2)	4794
Clandestine FBI Google Tap Yields Somewhat Embarrassing Results	Business	1/19/2006	(0)	13360
Clay Aiken Gored In Pamplona Bull Run	World News	7/9/2007	(4)	8617
Clay Aiken Tops List That Truly Straight Guys Would Like To Kick The Crap Out Of	US News	6/13/2009	(23)	5955
Cold Weather Snap Makes Global Warming Liberal Girl Cry	US News	1/9/2010	(4)	32300
Colin Powell: Master Jeep mechanic	Politics	5/22/2003	(0)	6699
Collector drinks limited edition pop, ponders next buy	Food	9/22/2004	(0)	6745
Colonel Colt made all men...Conservatives?	Editorials	7/3/2004	(2)	10759
Confessions of a Lobster Killer	US News	1/10/2009	(0)	4445
Confused Local Man Calls Neighbors's Dog A Dick	US News	1/7/2006	(4)	7915
Confused Moth Mistakes Al Gore's Head For A Big Giant Light Bulb	Politics	6/8/2006	(0)	7470
Congress mulls Terrorism Tax	Politics	5/30/2003	(4)	7348
COPS lighting and sound	Editorials	11/18/2003	(0)	6182
Copyright cases plague legal system	Law	9/13/2003	(6)	6863
Cornish Hen Named Most Annoying Poultry	Food	7/9/2008	(0)	22174
Coroner: Michael Jackson's Body Doesn't Need Embalming	Entertainment	6/27/2009	(10)	15093
Cranial Nail Transforms Socially Apathetic Michigan Man Into Blathering Political Mouthpiece	US News	7/1/2007	(0)	5327
Crappy Tasting Toothpaste Must Be Good Because It's German	Business	9/10/2006	(0)	6308
Crazed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Goes To Syria	Politics	4/5/2007	(8)	8644
Crazed Toddler Womps Playmate, To Be Tried As Adult	US News	11/7/2006	(0)	5659
Critical typo found in Clinton book	Politics	6/22/2004	(0)	8214
Culinary Coincidences: Savory Staples Discovered Quite Serendipitously	Food	8/25/2006	(0)	7973
D.C. Man taking advantage of forlorn liberal women	Politics	11/3/2004	(0)	7790
Dad bans 129 Music Styles From Home Computer	Entertainment	7/17/2004	(0)	6592
Daryl Hannah Hugs Tree, Gets Arrested	Entertainment	6/14/2006	(0)	6467
Dazzled California Man Suddenly Realizes Life Is An Artificial Contsruct	Religion	10/15/2005	(0)	6299
Death By Blog	Business	2/12/2005	(5)	11407
Dell Computers Ponders 'PC's For The Homeless' Marketing Strategy	Business	12/31/2005	(3)	19982
Democratic Party nominates Slack Jawed Yokel	Politics	2/6/2004	(4)	8293
Department Of Labor Determines That Majority Of Labor Is Not Spent Laboring	Business	9/23/2006	(0)	6467
Diary Of A Farker	Editorials	1/12/2005	(22)	10565
Dick Gephardt calls Bush Big Dumb Poopy Head	Politics	1/17/2004	(3)	7480
Did A Poorly Administered Opiate Addiction Treatment Kill Anna Nicole Smith?	Entertainment	2/13/2007	(11)	7538
Did American television drive Saddam to surrender?	Editorials	12/18/2003	(2)	8332
Differences split small Ohio Town	Editorials	10/25/2003	(5)	8470
Digging In The Digital Dirt	Business	10/17/2005	(0)	11923
Dippy Psychology 101 Student Analyzing Everyone In Sight	Education	2/27/2005	(1)	8255
Disgraced Idaho Senator Larry Craig Toilet Tryst Reveals He's A Democrat After All	Politics	9/2/2007	(0)	6244
Disney now requiring background checks for mascots	Law	9/17/2004	(0)	7771
Divorced Michigan Man Watches Paint Dry, Actually Enjoys It	US News	6/6/2007	(0)	5603
Dizzy Illinois Girl Thinks Car Radio Mystically Sends Her Messages	US News	8/11/2005	(1)	6814
Dizzy Liberal Chick thinks Reading Glasses give her an Implied Air of Authority	US News	5/14/2008	(0)	7256
Dizzy Maury Show Guest Finally Wakes Up And Realizes She Was A Guest On The Maury Show	Entertainment	9/23/2005	(0)	10817
Do you have Spidey Sense? part 1	Feature	7/4/2004	(0)	8437
Do you have Spidey Sense? part 2	Feature	7/12/2004	(0)	8452
Does Nancy Pelosi Require Psychiatric Evaluation?	Politics	11/7/2007	(0)	20630
Don Imus Nappy Headed Ho's Remark Offends Nappy Headed Ho's Everywhere	Entertainment	4/10/2007	(4)	22673
Dozens Of Gay Elephants Prepare To Wed In California	US News	6/16/2008	(0)	4776
Drunken Dog Goes On Neighborhood Rampage	US News	2/7/2005	(11)	67068
Dubuque Woman Witlessly Ogles Frozen Piece Of Plunging Airplane Pee, Experts Perplexed	US News	7/29/2007	(0)	9852
DUI ‘Party Plates’ Becoming National Fad	Business	10/20/2010	(0)	26230
Dumbass Kid Plays Anakin Skywalker, Gets Head Stuck In Chair	Education	5/23/2005	(1)	15664
E-Bay Ponders 'Jesus's Face In A Block Of Wood' Catagory	Religion	1/19/2005	(9)	9824
Early Morning Gourmet Coffee Conversation Entices Normally Flavorless Wisconsin Office Staff	Business	7/21/2008	(1)	4744
Einstein's Brain Found At Wisconsin Garage Sale	World News	12/15/2004	(3)	13092
Eminent Physicist: 'Gorillaz' Noodle Could Not Have Survived Fiery Lighthouse Crash	Entertainment	8/2/2009	(15)	9428
Employer urges staff to flush toilets, most comply	US News	8/24/2004	(0)	4609
Environmentalist: Squirrels, pigeons not on endangered species list	US News	11/7/2004	(1)	4786
ER Nurse Uses Inappropriate Bedside Manner On Gang Shooting Victim	Health	11/27/2004	(1)	9715
Ever Wonder What Tourette Syndrome Is Really Like?	Health	7/18/2006	(2)	6567
Exclusive interview with Dr. Germ	Editorials	5/15/2003	(2)	7883
Exclusive Interview With The Liberal Grocer	Business	11/17/2007	(0)	5797
Exclusive Interview With The Liberal Grocer: September, 2009 Repost	Politics	9/25/2009	(0)	10160
Exclusive Nude Britney Spears Doll Revealed To Be Cheap Chinese Made Clothless Barbie	Entertainment	1/30/2006	(12)	10054
Exotic Erotic Imagery Taints Local Couples Asian Culinary Expedition	Food	12/2/2006	(1)	9495
Famed Archaeololgist: Ancient Egyptians Had Really Nice Asses	World News	2/3/2005	(0)	8695
Famous M.D.: Fergie Has Brain Worms From Eating Undercooked Pork	Entertainment	11/28/2008	(0)	7167
Famous Technology That Ain't	Tech	3/20/2005	(3)	16234
Fantasia!	Entertainment	5/21/2004	(0)	5357
Fat Man Affects Earth's Wobble, Geophysicists Panic	Space	4/7/2005	(0)	7937
Fat woman percieves herself as thin, keeps eating	Health	8/26/2004	(6)	12471
Female Executive Shows Signs Of Developing A Scrotum	Business	3/13/2005	(0)	9604
Feminist admits getting offended by basically everything	Editorials	10/22/2004	(6)	7255
Fermented Mares Milk Tops List Of Least Thirst Quenching Beverages	Food	7/11/2006	(5)	9176
First Lesbian Experience Leaves Local Gal Just Brimming Over With Empowerment	US News	7/7/2007	(0)	15488
Five Things You Should Never Do With Your Quran	Religeon	9/18/2010	(2)	30586
Flat Chested Gals Named Top Sunbathing Scourge	Sports	7/27/2006	(2)	11942
Foibles of Faketown	Health	3/31/2004	(0)	9888
Foods that historical soldiers ate	Food	9/14/2004	(6)	12260
Foot Locker employee reprimanded for being too stanky	Editorials	9/29/2004	(2)	8917
Foot Locker Employee Reprimanded For Being Too Stanky	Business	10/14/2008	(0)	9786
Forlorn Janitor Sadly Realizes No One Notices, Let Alone Pays Attention To Him	US News	6/26/2006	(2)	9300
Fox 'Trading Spouses' reveals most people are assholes	Entertainment	8/11/2004	(0)	7201
Fox announces American Anti-Idol	Entertainment	4/14/2004	(1)	4896
FOX Network Says Screw It, Decides To Start Airing XXX Adult Material	Entertainment	7/13/2008	(0)	5863
Frankie Muniz Grows Up, Turns Into Teenage Frankenstein	Entertainment	2/13/2005	(0)	10317
Friday Mailbag-Contest Edition	Site News	7/15/2005	(0)	8519
Frontier House?	Entertainment	5/13/2004	(3)	29218
Fusilli Named Top Pasta In 2004	Business	5/26/2005	(0)	9033
Geek Squad Tech With Baby Hands Freaks Out Customers, Co-Workers	Tech	3/9/2008	(0)	5668
Gene Simmons Announces Presidential Bid	Politics	11/4/2003	(5)	9061
Gentlemen Prefer...Comics?	Entertainment	6/25/2006	(0)	7166
Gentlemen, start your engines!	Editorials	6/14/2004	(0)	7467
Gibson Acoustic-Electric Guitar Sets New Pawn Shop Resale Record	Entertainment	11/26/2005	(0)	9521
Girl Who Didn't Want Her Picture Taken Gets It Taken Anyway	US News	10/24/2010	(0)	26061
Girl With Huge Tits Sues Boss For Staring At Her Huge Tits	Law	12/19/2009	(2)	14577
Golfer has nose job, loses edge	Sports	7/21/2003	(0)	7003
GOP Nominates Hank Hill as Presidential Candidate	Politics	5/28/2003	(5)	10710
Great Mulder And Scully Mysteries Part 1 : The Missing Sock Conundrum	Feature	4/5/2006	(1)	8351
Group Photos With Big-Ass Machine Gun Becoming National Fad	US News	1/10/2006	(0)	10151
Guy With Big Giant Head Laments Lifetime Of Presumed Super Brilliance	US News	6/30/2008	(0)	4453
Guy With Big Giant Head Laments Lifetime Of Presumed Super Brilliance	Business	2/7/2007	(0)	6642
Guy With Really Crappy Credit Laughs Off Identity Theft Attempt	Business	8/13/2008	(0)	5237
Guy With Stanky Breath Finally Goes To Dentist, Starts Getting Dates	Health	1/26/2005	(0)	7680
Hank Hill selects running mate	Politics	6/27/2003	(2)	13124
Hapless George W. Bush Declared An Unwitting Metaphor	Politics	3/31/2005	(1)	9530
Hapless Hitch Hiker Laments End Of The Free Ride era	US News	10/18/2006	(0)	5131
Happy 1/2 New Year!	Editorials	7/1/2004	(6)	9534
Hard Lessons Learned From The War In Iraq	World News	5/4/2007	(7)	5453
Harley-Davidson to build Mars rover	Space	2/1/2004	(1)	6940
Harshly Worded Saturday Morning Meeting Briefly Motivates Normally Torpid Sales Staff	Business	8/21/2006	(0)	5982
Have a happy Memorial day?	Editorials	6/3/2004	(3)	8106
HELP!!! MY CAPS LOCK GOT STUCK!!! YARGHH!!!	Feature	11/29/2006	(1)	8686
High School Adds 'Street Smarts 101' To Curriculum	Education	2/6/2005	(0)	25380
High-tech gag gifts	Tech	4/11/2004	(0)	36629
Hollywood's Latest Cultural Goat: The Redneck?	Entertainment	3/8/2007	(10)	9575
Homeless man charged with cruelty to animals	Law	8/24/2004	(0)	6572
Honey Baked Ham Changes Name To Honey Baked Listeria	Business	11/26/2006	(0)	6886
Hooters Girl Sues For Being Treated Like A Girl Who Works At Hooters	Law	11/24/2004	(5)	20096
Hot or Not: Fergie	Entertainment	4/20/2008	(2)	412759
Hovel Dweller Laments Lifetime Of Decisive Indecisiveness	US News	10/29/2006	(0)	5242
Huge Dent In Al-Zawahiri's Forehead Pretty Much Overshadows Latest Death And Damnation Video	World News	7/4/2007	(1)	10221
Huge Dent In Al-Zawahri's Forehead Pretty Much Overshadows Latest Death And Damnation Video	Religion	9/2/2006	(0)	7344
Huge Zit Tanks Otherwise Perfect Job Interview	Business	7/2/2006	(0)	6922
Husband-wife cops arrest each other	Law	6/20/2004	(0)	6525
I picked the wrong election to quit drinking	Politics	2/9/2004	(2)	8627
I want to be like Neo	Editorials	5/9/2004	(3)	6398
I, Godhammer	Religion	4/17/2005	(2)	6527
I-I'm Having Chest Pains!!	Health	4/23/2005	(0)	7678
Idiot Dog Clomps 3 Tennis Balls, Sets New Canine Record	Sports	2/23/2005	(0)	8795
If Stan Lee had only...	Editorials	6/18/2003	(1)	7232
If the worst can happen... It probably will	Editorials	7/10/2003	(3)	6211
Individually Wrapped Sliced Cheese Named Top Overlooked Mundane Invention	Food	7/25/2006	(0)	6464
Intrusive Job Screening Pretty Much Snuffs Enthusiasm Out Of Local Man	Business	7/11/2006	(1)	7439
Iranians Elect Scarface To Presidential Seat	Politics	7/10/2005	(0)	8782
Iraqi man displays theological indifference	World News	9/5/2004	(0)	6858
Iron Man's Secret Power Source Revealed	Entertainment	12/30/2004	(0)	22329
Iron Man's Secret Power Source Revealed	Entertainment	5/4/2008	(0)	21270
Is a real Stargate SG-1 possible?	Tech	3/8/2004	(5)	15149
Is America Truly Willing To Experiment With Barack Obama?	Politics	12/6/2007	(2)	5376
Is American Idol Taylor Hicks The Next Elvis?	Entertainment	5/25/2006	(3)	5840
Is Liberal Yahoo News An Anti-American Information Source?	US News	2/3/2007	(14)	7248
Is Nancy Pelosi Catalyzing a New Sino-American War?	Politics	3/23/2008	(0)	5063
Italian Beverage-Deli Store Owner Punks Student Employees For Using Big Words	Business	3/10/2005	(0)	8436
Italian guy gets punked on his homepage, vendetta ensues	Editorials	9/3/2004	(0)	7924
Italian Kid Makes It Clear He Really Doesn’t Like Italian Food	Food	11/16/2010	(1)	25574
Jackass High School Kid Brickheadedly Screws Up Shop Project	Education	6/14/2005	(2)	7752
Jaded House Frau Goes To Strip Club, Turns Into Mad Woman	US News	1/18/2005	(2)	13151
James Earl Jones Autobiography Shocker: I Am Not Darth	Entertainment	5/11/2005	(0)	6772
Japanese Scientists Proclaim Giant Squid Created Man, Universe	Religion	8/1/2006	(3)	8711
Jesse Davis Murder Highlights Perils Of Interracial Relationships	US News	6/24/2007	(27)	9609
Jocks Drive Freaks and Goths From Small Midwestern Library	Education	10/10/2006	(1)	17063
John Barleycorn Must Die!	Editorials	2/7/2004	(6)	18847
John Kerry using word "kill" in election campaign	Politics	10/28/2004	(0)	8071
John Madden announces the Cowturducken	Sports	11/20/2004	(0)	7397
Josh Groban Finally Enters Puberty, Millions Of Adoring Fans Alarmed	Entertainment	12/23/2006	(2)	8299
Judge Hatchett: dumb justice for a dumb generation	Entertainment	5/4/2004	(12)	6658
Justin Bieber Allegation Shocker: I am NOT a Teen Lesbian!	Entertainment	7/18/2010	(8)	16542
KFC Reinstalls Formally Taboo Word 'Fried' Into Modern Extra Crispy Advertising	Business	11/15/2006	(0)	9070
King Kong Remake Demonstrates Special Effects Can Breath New Life Into Any Stale Old Premise	Entertainment	10/21/2006	(0)	5588
Large Bulbous Vein On Bosses Forehead Leads To Hilarious Nicknames	Business	7/3/2006	(1)	8173
Late Night Snack Merges Dangerously Close With Early Morning Breakfast	Food	10/31/2005	(0)	7069
Latest Weapons Technology Makes Nintendo Wii, Sony PS3 Most Fought Over Video Games Of 2006	Business	11/21/2006	(0)	6845
Latin Americans Protest Bush Visit, Clean Water, Paved Roads, Medical Care, Everything Else American	World News	3/14/2007	(0)	5204
Learn How To Talk Just Like Charlton Heston	Entertainment	4/6/2008	(3)	5359
Learn How To Talk Just Like Charlton Heston	Education	12/28/2005	(0)	10652
Lesser seen bobble head dolls	Editorials	3/2/2004	(2)	8194
Liberal Douche Bag of the Week: Sonia Sotomayor and Barack Obama	Politics	5/29/2009	(0)	5367
Life in the 29th Dimension	Editorials	5/7/2004	(5)	7012
Little Jimmy goes to Canada	Editorials	3/11/2004	(1)	6361
Little Sister Gains Upper Hand In Family Judo Lessons	World News	3/12/2005	(0)	8786
Lobster Again?! Auughhh!	Food	6/23/2005	(6)	19034
Local Automated Traffic Camera Captures Image Of Man's Speeding Ass	US News	1/5/2007	(0)	10751
Local Band Mystified Over Mixed Reaction To Original Material	Entertainment	7/3/2006	(0)	5973
Local Boy Discovers That Money Spends Much Easier Than It Earns	US News	1/29/2005	(0)	8004
Local Coworker's Mutual Erotic Fantasies Sadly Fail To Connect	Business	8/19/2006	(0)	6758
Local Daschund Vainly Attempts To Fight Off Reputation As A Silly Little Weiner Dog	US News	12/12/2006	(0)	5041
Local Dog Smells Man's Balls, Detects Deadly Cancer	Health	10/6/2006	(0)	6831
Local Gal Gets Addicted To Oxycontin, Blames Hydrocodone Instead	Health	9/14/2006	(0)	17318
Local Girl Eats Marigold Petals, Turns Orange	Food	5/16/2006	(0)	25284
Local Girl Relies On STD Stats To Remind Her Not Getting Laid Isn’t So Bad	US News	3/27/2009	(2)	5542
Local Imam Sees Image Of Mohammed In Block Of Wood	Religion	2/1/2006	(2)	8837
Local Man Confirms Lunacy, Can't Wait For Hot Food To Cool	US News	11/23/2008	(3)	3694
Local Man Drinks Stacker 6 Hour Energy Drink, Pisses Most Out Later	Health	10/17/2010	(0)	22131
Local Man Gets Ass Kicked For Not Observing Earth Hour	US News	3/29/2008	(0)	5267
Local Man Mistakes Whirring Whiney Hard Drive Sounds For Asthma Attack	Tech	5/31/2008	(0)	5002
Local Man Reportedly Growing Used To Disappointment	US News	12/5/2005	(1)	6065
Local Man's Monthly Gasoline Costs Exceed Monthly Car Payment	US News	6/1/2006	(0)	7713
Local Sam's Club Promotes 28th Mini Manager Out Of Total Store Staff Of 52	Business	11/27/2006	(0)	8121
Local Viewer Confuses American Idol With America's Most Wanted	Entertainment	1/28/2006	(0)	10626
Local Viewer Confuses American Idol With America's Most Wanted	Entertainment	1/19/2007	(0)	5343
Local White Girl Listens To Hip Hop Music, Develops Puzzling Neurological Disorder	US News	8/3/2007	(0)	7817
Local Woman Accused of Kicking the Crap Out of Every Man in Sight	US News	8/5/2008	(0)	4338
Local Workplace Agonizes Over Last Piece Of Pepperoni Pizza	Business	1/31/2007	(0)	5738
Lockheed designes plane that doesn't fly	Tech	8/5/2003	(1)	6467
Lonely Canadian Man Marries Local Maple Tree	World News	6/12/2006	(3)	22578
Lonely Canadian Man Marries Local Maple Tree	World News	11/7/2010	(0)	38970
Mad Cows reported in Ft. Worth, 2 dead	Editorials	12/30/2003	(2)	8116
Male Stripper Kills 7 Women at Local Nursing Home	US News	5/22/2009	(0)	6254
Malingering Spiritual Malaise Spurs Demand For Even More Star Wars Sagas	Entertainment	11/23/2006	(1)	20006
Man admits saving E-mails for possible revenge	Tech	8/31/2004	(0)	8210
Man Declines Fried Chicken Dinner, Promptly Branded A Racist	Food	4/19/2006	(2)	11316
Man eats hot wings at bedtime, pays big price	Food	9/9/2004	(0)	7155
Man eats way too much tropical fruit, nearly dissolves	Food	8/26/2004	(0)	6680
Man grows sexually possessive of work computer, gets fired	Tech	11/18/2004	(0)	9064
Man leaves Antiques Roadshow partially dissapointed	US News	8/17/2004	(4)	7820
Man leaves dog out in rain, pays big price	Law	4/21/2004	(0)	6661
Man sneezes in library, public reaction seems confused	Editorials	6/5/2004	(0)	6463
Man Stranded On Desert Island Since 1980 Rescued, Remains Stranded Socially	World News	5/6/2005	(3)	15917
Man Writes Scathing Reseller Review Online, Feels Vindicated	Business	12/31/2004	(2)	7211
Mankind's greatest inventions	Tech	7/17/2004	(0)	9082
Many Americans Still Think They Elected Denzel Washington as President	Politics	6/11/2009	(0)	4458
Marijuana users condemn Atkins diet	Food	1/15/2004	(5)	11882
Marine biologist throws luncheon with mixed results	US News	9/9/2004	(0)	4368
Mars rover lost, NASA guilt ridden	Space	1/22/2004	(1)	8986
Mars rovers becoming territorial	Space	4/20/2004	(0)	8650
Mars scientists naming every pebble in sight	Space	2/12/2004	(4)	6741
Martha Stewart downplays prison, prison downplays Martha Stewart	US News	10/29/2004	(0)	5107
Martha Stewart Named New Lesbian Hero	US News	3/4/2005	(0)	6816
Michael Moore accepts Al-Jazeera gig	Entertainment	7/30/2004	(0)	6209
Michelle Obama's Mouth Named New Greenhouse Gas Champion	Politics	3/26/2008	(0)	5684
Michigan Woman Says 'Hugh Jackman' Multiple Times, Keeps Straight Face	Entertainment	6/17/2005	(0)	8903
Middle aged woman gets tattoo, looks for support	US News	8/29/2004	(1)	10889
Mixed (up) Media	Editorials	2/24/2004	(3)	6127
Mohammed Khalid Shaikh Creates Hair Care Club For Arab Men	Business	5/27/2005	(0)	11516
More Really Cool Cars	Tech	8/22/2005	(4)	27414
Most Observers a Little Shaky on Ragtag Libyan Rebels	World News	4/3/2011	(0)	39781
My big fat obnoxious candidate	Entertainment	2/14/2004	(3)	5485
My dad, the Pirate!	Editorials	3/10/2004	(0)	6323
My Mom, The Marsupial	Editorials	1/15/2006	(1)	7324
My Space Execs Ponder Changing Popular Site Name To www.ohjustgoaheadandmolestmydamnkidalready.com	Business	12/17/2006	(4)	5931
MySpace Chick Thanks God For Velcro Bra Straps	World News	1/9/2007	(3)	23158
MySpace Dude Thanks God For Chicks That Put Out	World News	1/9/2007	(0)	5592
Mysterious Blanket Of Frozen White Matter Smothers Northeast U.S., Millions Panic	US News	12/9/2006	(0)	5419
Nancy Pelosi Crosses Road, Almost Gets To The Other Side	Politics	11/17/2006	(0)	5761
NASA admits pulling a 'Scotty' with Mars Rovers	Space	8/7/2004	(1)	103081
NASA rover finds	Space	3/13/2004	(3)	8331
NASA selects Bubble Boy for Mars mission	Space	2/15/2004	(4)	9140
National Anthem In Spanish Dilemma Creates Nationwide Bandwagon Effect	Politics	5/1/2006	(0)	6745
Nestle Announces 5 More Pasty Tasting White Cracker Dough Crust Hot Pocket Flavors	Food	11/12/2010	(0)	58024
Nintendo Wii Player Punches The Living Crap Out Of Kid Brother, Blames Defective Controller Instead	Entertainment	12/10/2006	(7)	6993
Notable Absence Of Superman Alarms Mankind	US News	1/25/2006	(2)	7767
Obama Health Care Package Success Hinges That Nothing Bad Ever Happens To America Again	Politics	4/1/2010	(5)	10206
Obama Polls Surge Upwards as Obama Becomes More and More Conservative	Politics	1/24/2011	(0)	42526
Obama Stimulus Package Earmarks $1.6 Billion For Ailing Detroit Sports Teams	Sports	2/7/2009	(6)	29127
Obstinate Alabama Man With SDTV Vows: I Will Never Buy An HDTV	Entertainment	2/27/2007	(8)	7285
Of Guilt, Feinged Altruism And American Idol	Entertainment	4/25/2007	(0)	7180
Of ice and men	Editorials	5/8/2004	(0)	5974
Oh Gawd! NOT AGAIN!!	Entertainment	8/18/2004	(7)	5813
Ohio enacts tough new drunk driving laws	Law	9/1/2003	(12)	8580
Ohio man gets pissed over seatbelt law, becomes Libertarian	Politics	10/20/2004	(0)	8084
Ohio Origami Club Endures Latest Round Of Beatings	Entertainment	12/7/2004	(3)	24442
Ohio Woman Confesses To Being Pierogi Addict	US News	8/27/2005	(0)	7548
Ohio Workplace Endures Bitter Power Struggle	Business	1/29/2005	(0)	6970
Old computers never die...	Tech	3/14/2004	(9)	9129
One Minute Of Truth With A Fox TV Executive	US News	10/23/2005	(0)	7147
One Minute Of Truth With A Liberal	Politics	4/16/2005	(5)	10851
One Minute Of Truth With A Liberal Part 2	Editorials	6/20/2005	(22)	9617
One Minute Of Truth With A Liberal part 3	Politics	10/6/2005	(17)	9427
One Minute Of Truth With A Pseudoephedrine Manufacturer	Business	7/6/2005	(2)	8130
One Too Many MAS*H Reruns Finally Kill Local Man	Health	2/19/2006	(5)	10710
Osama, Salman Rushdie Found Hiding In Same Cave	World News	12/12/2004	(0)	6707
Over Enthusiastic McDonald's Fry Cook Watches Too Much Hell's Kitchen, Coworkers Blanched	Business	8/30/2007	(0)	21441
Overpopulated Japan to rid Island of Monsters	World News	8/4/2003	(2)	7389
Paris and Nicole get away with murder	Entertainment	7/17/2004	(0)	5215
Pass the papaya	Food	2/21/2004	(4)	8392
Pentagon Ponders Offering Free Xbox 360 To Sweeten Flagging Enlistments	Video Games	12/18/2005	(0)	7100
Pepsi Throwback Not a Throwback, They Just Stopped Screwing It Up	Business	5/23/2009	(3)	4675
Pick Your Prison	Editorials	11/21/2003	(3)	5930
Piss or get off the Message Board	Editorials	2/18/2004	(27)	35379
Plus Sized House Gals Named Top Suburban Scourge	US News	9/28/2005	(5)	9228
Poindexterous American Idol Wanna Bee Kevin Covais Describes Newly Identified 'Schmeetl Effect'	Entertainment	3/16/2006	(9)	17046
Pontius Povich	Entertainment	9/27/2004	(3)	13254
Pontius Povich : The Maury Povich Show Explained	Entertainment	4/28/2006	(0)	6371
Portly Pooch Flunks Diet, Perplexed Owner Passe	US News	1/23/2007	(0)	6654
Predatory realtor stumbles, loses money on deal	Business	8/17/2004	(2)	6720
President Obama School Children Speech Played Backwards Reveals Ominous Messages	Politics	9/7/2009	(4)	6175
Prison rioters throw fellow prisoners in prison	US News	11/13/2004	(0)	4949
Radio Control Aircraft Club Somberly Marks 100th Scale Model Crash	Sports	7/27/2006	(0)	8573
Radio Shack expands services as title bureau	Tech	6/16/2003	(3)	8523
Rampaging Giant Jesus Statue Comes To Life, Ravages Small Town	World News	11/7/2010	(2)	29056
Ratzenberger Named Pope Clavius I	Religion	4/22/2005	(0)	6905
Reality bytes!	Editorials	4/26/2004	(0)	5997
Really Cheesy Porn Music Named Top Killer Of Online Masturbation Fantasies	Business	11/7/2006	(0)	7595
Rising Gasoline Prises Cut Into Area Mans Beer Money	Business	12/11/2005	(0)	8221
Ronny And The Daytonas Song 'Little GTO' Explained	Feature	11/18/2006	(3)	10314
Ronny And The Daytonas Song 'Little GTO' Explained	Sports	6/17/2006	(3)	33360
Rubber ducks to hit land; Man finally selects career	Editorials	7/14/2003	(0)	6335
Rural Town Replaces Mailboxes With Pinjatas	Law	11/23/2004	(0)	14106
Russia retrieves NASA Sojourner rover	Space	2/16/2004	(6)	8284
Sassy Newbie Jogger Reportedly Pretty Goddamm Proud Of Himself	Sports	10/4/2006	(0)	5762
Saudi Man Risks Ass To Buy Red Roses	World News	2/13/2005	(3)	9366
Savory Steak Sandwich Nearly Kills Michigan Man	Food	9/8/2008	(0)	18872
Selected Shorts part 1	Feature	7/8/2004	(9)	6153
Selected Shorts part 2	Feature	7/11/2004	(0)	7093
Selected Shorts part 3	Feature	7/25/2004	(0)	8115
Senator John McCain uses more Star Wars references	Politics	9/2/2004	(3)	8256
Shocking DMV Photo Makes Nevada Man Look Like Al-Zarqawi	Law	3/6/2005	(3)	12164
Should The CIA Snuff Hugo Chavez?	Politics	12/2/2007	(7)	6967
Simon Cowell Fights Off Nagging Heterosexual Rumor	Entertainment	5/9/2006	(0)	7224
Simon Cowell rates Smooth Operator	Editorials	2/3/2004	(11)	9172
Single guy outlines bachelor man's diet	Food	9/4/2004	(0)	10565
Sir Simon Cowell the Irascible	Entertainment	3/28/2007	(0)	5178
Sir Simon the Irascible	Entertainment	6/17/2004	(0)	4848
Sluggard Boss Thanks God For MS Word Auto Correct	Business	1/8/2005	(2)	7779
Smooth Operator rates American Whisky	Editorials	7/14/2004	(2)	8290
Smooth Operator Turning Into A Giant Roll Of Life Savers	Site News	2/27/2005	(0)	20730
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week 1-02-07	Site News	1/2/2007	(0)	5075
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week 1-09-07	Site News	1/6/2007	(0)	7160
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week 1-15-2007	Entertainment	1/15/2007	(0)	19889
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week 1-22-2007	Entertainment	1/19/2007	(0)	4880
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week 12-28-06	Site News	12/28/2006	(0)	4873
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week, 1-29-2007	Entertainment	1/29/2007	(1)	5787
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week, 2-05-2007	Entertainment	2/4/2007	(0)	5207
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week, 2-11-2007	Feature	2/11/2007	(0)	5804
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week, 2-21-2007	Feature	2/21/2007	(0)	7298
Smthop.com In Crisis: We are Under Attack!	Site News	11/10/2004	(16)	8561
Smthop.com: Fighting the good fight for good fighters everywhere	Editorials	11/10/2004	(0)	6064
Sniglets Revisted	Entertainment	7/2/2005	(0)	8696
So What's The David Letterman Appeal All About?	Entertainment	12/4/2006	(2)	8127
So what's the fuss about hot saucing?	Editorials	8/24/2004	(0)	9442
So, What's The Psychology Behind American Idol?	Editorials	1/17/2007	(5)	7240
So, What's the Psychology Behind American Idol?	Entertainment	4/23/2008	(0)	6410
So, You Think Pot Is Natural, Huh?	Health	8/20/2006	(2)	11575
So, You Think The Beatles Sucked, Eh?	Entertainment	7/30/2006	(21)	12442
Some Almost Laughable Deaths	Feature	11/16/2005	(0)	11800
Some Entirely Plausible Star Wars Creative Influences	Entertainment	12/22/2006	(8)	11092
Some Interesting Google Search Engine Queries	Feature	4/8/2006	(0)	22380
Some Lesser Known Answers To Some Rarely Asked Questions	Feature	10/9/2005	(0)	10624
Some Moderately Disturbing Foods	Food	8/23/2006	(0)	7536
Some Occupational Injuries Of Olde	Education	10/20/2005	(0)	8828
Some Potentially Hilarious Grave Markers	Religion	3/20/2007	(0)	12314
Some Really Cool Aircraft	Tech	10/14/2005	(2)	24690
Some Really Cool Cars	Tech	7/24/2005	(20)	103176
Some Really Cool Fossil and Crystal Jewelry	Site News	5/17/2009	(0)	4778
Some Really Cool Moments In Sci-Fi Cinema History	Entertainment	11/2/2005	(0)	13492
Some Really Cool Scanning Electron Microscope Pics	Tech	8/24/2006	(0)	9291
Some really cool words	Editorials	6/10/2004	(9)	18832
Some Really Empty AOL Chat Rooms	Entertainment	5/15/2006	(4)	12400
Some Really Great 99 cent Recession Busting Beers	Business	8/27/2009	(4)	5260
Some Really Great American Tastes	Food	12/16/2006	(1)	6963
Some Really Great Dating Tips	Feature	5/3/2006	(8)	10481
Some Really Great Job Hunting Tips	Business	10/21/2006	(0)	8187
Some Really Great Life's Tips	Education	9/21/2006	(0)	10225
Some Really Great Places To Find Lesbians	Entertainment	10/25/2005	(3)	10981
Some Really Great Ways to Piss People off on the Internet	Tech	8/15/2008	(3)	8895
Some Really Whacky Sports	Sports	10/21/2005	(0)	8538
Sore-Losermans head to Canada, Canada somewhat reserved	Politics	11/7/2004	(0)	7243
Soundman!	Editorials	5/12/2004	(0)	8087
Source Of American Idol 'Voter Fraud' Revealed	Entertainment	5/11/2006	(23)	15143
Space Station Low On Food, Astronauts Wisely Decide To Diet	Space	12/9/2004	(0)	7898
Spam Extreme	Editorials	9/9/2003	(6)	6186
Spammer Finally Figures Out No One Is Reading His E-mails	US News	2/20/2005	(0)	5449
Sprucy Sign Fails To Ritz Up Crappy Condo	Business	5/8/2006	(2)	9285
Spurious Self-Diagnosis On 'Web MD' Drives Local Hypochondriac Into Mad Tizzy	Health	6/7/2006	(0)	7601
Stinky Lake Erie Driveby Spawns Accusatory Carpool Glances	US News	8/13/2006	(0)	9424
Strange Brews	Food	2/14/2005	(0)	9307
Strange Brews part 2	Food	4/6/2005	(0)	7980
Stray Tiger Woods drive clobbers boy, boy ecstatic	Sports	8/21/2004	(10)	8282
Study Shows Most People Who Call Others A-holes Are Usually A-holes Themselves	Education	12/25/2005	(0)	8182
Study: Overweight Rich People Think Their Fat Is More Valuable Than Yours	Health	12/31/2006	(1)	23748
Stupidly Placed Copy Of Gourmet Magazine Derails Workplace Weight Loss Attempt	Food	5/31/2006	(0)	6612
Subway Jared: America's ticking time bomb	Health	11/24/2003	(0)	8339
Summertime!	Editorials	6/27/2004	(0)	8026
Sumo Dad Goes To Iraq	World News	3/23/2005	(1)	6902
Sumo Dad Lays Down Law, Kids Wisely Comply	Sports	3/18/2005	(2)	24669
Sumo Dad Scores Big In Daytona, FLA!	US News	8/9/2005	(0)	6532
Survey: Nice Ass, Average Tits, Face, Works Best For Most Men	Feature	3/9/2008	(1)	14332
Survival of the fittest Automobile	Editorials	7/3/2003	(0)	5541
Sushi chef fantasizes he is Samurai	Editorials	2/2/2004	(6)	5903
TATU Plays It Straight, No-One Cares	Entertainment	12/21/2004	(1)	10778
Ted Nugent announces fast food chain	Food	4/19/2004	(2)	7059
Ted Nugent Plans To Clone, Kill, Wooly Mammoth	Sports	2/15/2005	(3)	8588
Television, Internet show signs of merging	Tech	2/4/2004	(6)	8296
Terrorist Dot Com	Business	2/20/2005	(8)	9373
Test Tube Earth	Editorials	12/4/2003	(4)	9593
That very special bond	Editorials	6/9/2004	(0)	5822
The 7 Strains Of Liberal	Politics	8/14/2006	(3)	8459
The Beer Questers	Feature	7/20/2004	(0)	9097
The Columbine High School Massacre Explained	Editorials	1/7/2007	(0)	5825
The Dangerous Illusion Of Reassuring Smells	Health	6/24/2005	(0)	9941
The Hooter that shook the World	Editorials	2/26/2004	(3)	6019
The Liberal Chick Speaks Out: OMG! The Olympics are Sooo Fucking Racist!!	Sports	8/20/2008	(0)	4239
The meaning of life in pictures	Picture	10/14/2004	(0)	3354
The Mystery Of The Chernobyl Reactor 'Shining Cloud'	Tech	5/5/2006	(7)	91277
The New Road Warriors	US News	11/18/2004	(2)	4967
The Origins Of Pornography	Feature	5/14/2006	(1)	15193
The Petered Power Of Pickled Perception	Feature	11/13/2006	(0)	6209
The Rich And The Lipless	Health	5/18/2006	(0)	10069
The silent asassins	Editorials	4/30/2004	(0)	10287
The Slug	Entertainment	4/23/2004	(0)	6923
The Smooth Operator spelling bee	Feature	8/26/2004	(5)	8000
The Tragic Lives Of Jilted American Idol Wanna Bees	Entertainment	3/25/2006	(6)	10524
The Virginia Tech Massacre Explained	US News	4/16/2007	(2)	7255
The World according to Lothar	World News	12/16/2003	(5)	7701
The World According To Lothar - Special Valentine's Day Edition	Feature	2/13/2007	(0)	5236
The World according to Lothar - Valentine's edition	Editorials	2/12/2004	(2)	6189
The World according to Lothar part II	World News	1/28/2004	(0)	5832
The World according to Lothar part IV	World News	3/4/2004	(4)	8075
The World according to Lothar part V	World News	3/19/2004	(0)	7344
The World according to Lothar part V	World News	7/21/2004	(0)	7459
The World according to Lothar, part VI	Editorials	10/31/2004	(0)	5859
The World According to Lothar, Special Valentine's Day Edition	US News	2/14/2009	(0)	4283
The World According To Lothar, Spooky Halloween Edition	Feature	10/31/2005	(0)	6080
The World According To Lothar, Spooky Halloween Edition	Feature	10/26/2006	(0)	7163
Things That Make You Go Arggghh!!!	Business	3/28/2005	(1)	12593
Things That Make You Go Arrrgh!!! part 2	Editorials	9/22/2005	(0)	9351
Things That Make You Go Ewwww!!	Feature	9/17/2005	(2)	19067
Things That Make You Go OMG!!	Feature	9/26/2005	(1)	22004
Thrive, Mein Fuhrer, thrive!!	Health	11/8/2004	(2)	7427
Ticker: Barack Obama Getting Blacker By The Minute	Politics	9/23/2007	(0)	5993
Ticker: Barack Obama, Marlboro Man	Politics	1/5/2008	(1)	21135
Ticker: Family Guy Creator Seth McFarlane To Whistle 'Star-Spangled Banner' Out Of His Asshole	Politics	1/1/2008	(0)	5409
Ticker: Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama Duel Takes on Air of Proper November Presidential Election	Politics	2/10/2008	(0)	4928
Ticker: News From Barack Obama's Hometown	Politics	2/13/2008	(0)	5071
Ticker: Senator John McCain Using More Star Wars References Again	Politics	1/26/2008	(0)	5893
Ticker: Should Barack Obama Recite The Lord's Prayer?	Religion	12/23/2007	(6)	5239
Ticker: What Color Is Barack Obama?	Politics	1/26/2008	(4)	9587
Titless Wonder Admits She Makes Life Miserable For Busty Chested Gals	US News	7/15/2007	(2)	12546
Tobacco Giant Ponders Firing Non-Smoking Employees	Business	1/14/2006	(0)	7257
Tony Hawk Lunar Skateboarding	Sports	6/3/2003	(2)	6900
Tony Hawk: Extreme BBQ	Food	7/9/2003	(2)	8583
Top University Names Tsunami 'Favorite Tool Of A Vengeful God' For 2005	Religion	1/1/2006	(0)	6262
Tornado reveals Kansas man is an idiot	US News	10/4/2004	(0)	4067
Troll Semantics: A Classification Of Internet Trolls	Tech	1/15/2006	(3)	17321
Trolling for Trolls	Editorials	11/19/2003	(16)	8655
Tyra Banks Show Proves Old Adage That Pretty Faces Should Be Seen And Not Heard	Entertainment	4/24/2006	(6)	11733
U.S. Gays flocking to Canada, Canadians worry about getting a reputation	World News	11/21/2004	(4)	9911
Unlikely terrorist plans foiled	US News	10/30/2004	(0)	4409
V. A. Creates Division For Paintball Veterans	Sports	11/2/2004	(0)	9161
Walmart Launches 'Walnet' Satellite Network, Stuns World	Business	4/15/2006	(0)	13342
War Nerves!	US News	6/30/2005	(0)	6181
We Ask, America Answers! Part 1: Who, Or What, Is An Al Gore?	US News	8/1/2009	(0)	4883
What Color is Barack Obama?	Politics	11/1/2008	(0)	4109
What if everyone in China jumped off a chair?	World News	4/19/2004	(2)	9462
What is The Functionating Click?	US News	11/27/2008	(0)	3766
What would Al Bundy say?	Editorials	4/13/2004	(5)	11104
What Would Aliens Say About The Human Race?	Space	2/24/2008	(1)	6005
What would Jerry Seinfeld say?	Editorials	4/17/2004	(0)	6144
What would Sam Kinison say? part 1	Editorials	3/20/2004	(17)	79298
What would Sam Kinison say? part 2	Editorials	3/23/2004	(3)	8206
What Would Sam Kinison say? part 3	Editorials	4/15/2004	(0)	6322
What would Winston Churchill say?	Editorials	4/10/2004	(1)	9891
What's in a name, part 2	Editorials	6/23/2004	(0)	8009
What's in a name? part 1	Editorials	6/12/2004	(0)	6049
White Guy Tries To Play Sitar, Screws It Up Royally	Entertainment	2/25/2005	(0)	6993
Who Kidnapped Spongebob Squarepants?	Editorials	12/4/2004	(5)	35932
Who Killed Good Ol' Charlie Brown?	Entertainment	12/18/2004	(8)	11509
Who sez you can't take it with you?	Religion	2/7/2005	(0)	12377
Who would the Yankees be without baseball?	Picture	10/18/2004	(1)	3393
Why do salted slugs melt?	Editorials	5/10/2004	(0)	20781
Wife looks up husband's credit rating on Web, wants divorce	Editorials	11/15/2004	(0)	8401
Will A Barack Obama Victory Embolden Terrorism?	US News	7/3/2007	(0)	6349
Will a Vote for Barack Obama Ruin your Marriage?	Politics	8/29/2008	(0)	4352
Will Satellite Radio Destroy Howard Stern?	Entertainment	12/10/2004	(0)	8631
Will The Benazir Bhutto Assassination Destroy Barack Obama?	Politics	12/27/2007	(6)	5165
Window Kitty Rules Roost With Iron Paw	Feature	7/2/2006	(0)	6819
Wisconsin Divorced Men's Club Organizes First Ever Cat-Olympics	Sports	7/18/2005	(8)	13085
Woman confuses 'hydrocarbons' with 'carbohydrates'	Editorials	7/3/2004	(0)	6395
Woman kicking crap out of every man in sight	Law	8/1/2004	(0)	7461
Woman Laments Lifetime with Double Entendre British Name	World News	11/20/2004	(0)	8694
Woman Watches Infomercial, Actually Buys Into It	Business	1/6/2005	(2)	8179
Workplace Stairwell Nicknamed Gasoline Alley	Business	6/10/2005	(0)	6594
World Record Pillow Fight Attempt Disintegrates Into Raging Slug Fest	Sports	4/4/2005	(0)	8264
World's Ugliest Dog Dies, Thousands Of Norway, Michigan Women Flock To Claim Title	US News	2/28/2007	(2)	6062
Worlds Fattest Man Mystery Shocker: How in Hell Does This Guy Take a Crap?!	World News	10/31/2008	(4)	12298
Writer Files FCC Complaint Against FOX TV Series 'Family Guy'	Site News	8/30/2006	(37)	8117
WRL Standings, News	Feature	8/29/2004	(5)	8744
Yahoo Message Boards Crash, Millions Displaced	Business	8/26/2006	(5)	9356
Yankees 2103 part 1	Feature	6/13/2003	(2)	6368
Yankees 2103 part 2	Feature	7/1/2003	(1)	7734
Yankees 2103 part 3	Feature	7/16/2003	(2)	7706
Yankees 2103 part 4	Feature	8/17/2003	(5)	8073
Yankees 2103 part 5	Feature	10/13/2003	(2)	5778
Yankees 2103 part 6	Feature	11/25/2003	(1)	7771
Yankees 2103 part 7	Feature	2/27/2004	(2)	7629
Yankees 2103 part 8 -interlude-	Feature	6/20/2004	(0)	6503
Yankees 2103 part 9	Feature	5/11/2008	(0)	4263
Yankees using Flubber filled bats	Sports	6/9/2003	(0)	6749
Yankees win, tremor felt in Force	Sports	10/10/2004	(0)	5943
Yazoo City Carnie Laughs Off Notion Of Background Check	Business	12/25/2006	(0)	7687
YouTube Mulls Fines For Idiot Posters	Business	9/1/2008	(0)	5306