Smooth Operator

Article	Category	Date	Comments	Views
Close Encounters Of The Gigantic Kind Spook Michigan Man	US News	4/29/2007	(0)	9680
Commodes Of Olde	Education	9/30/2005	(1)	9101
Married couple mistakingly "meet" on cheater's site	Editorials	8/7/2004	(12)	5663
Pooping Dog Complicates Local Sandlot Pepper Ball Game	Sports	6/23/2007	(0)	6097
'Back in 5 Minutes' Sign Deemed Equivalent To 'Gone to Take a Shit'	Business	7/14/2010	(1)	13907
'Brokeback Mountain' Wins Coveted Quivering Sphincter Award	Entertainment	3/6/2006	(9)	9511
'Jurassic Park Fallujah' Plans Unveiled	US News	1/4/2006	(0)	6266
'Meatnormous' Sandwich Finally Drives The Burger King To Have His Head Examined	Business	10/5/2005	(0)	11110
'What Is A Darwin Deez' Keeps Most Of World Guessing	Entertainment	1/6/2011	(0)	27308
'You Had A Bad Day' In Pictures	Feature	6/16/2006	(3)	5966
^_^rEEr~! Is a Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi Cat Fight Surfacing?	Politics	3/16/2008	(2)	4788
72 Hours Of Silence	Site News	4/16/2007	(0)	6191
A Creative Writer's Guide To The Internet, Part 1	Education	3/2/2006	(45)	23096
A pleasant afternoon with Chevely McDigg	Editorials	9/11/2004	(0)	7453
A true tale of 2 survivors	Editorials	4/25/2004	(0)	6972
Actor Mike Farrell Wins All Time Dick-Head Award	Entertainment	8/5/2006	(0)	6807
Ailing Chimp Gets Teeth Fixed, Makes Up For Time Lost Ailing	US News	8/10/2006	(0)	6262
Al Gore Dominates Local Competitive Eating Championship	Entertainment	4/20/2006	(0)	6161
Al-Qaeda targeting Amish Community	Editorials	8/11/2003	(4)	7922
Amber Frey to be cast as 'Ratwoman'	Entertainment	8/11/2004	(2)	5818
America needs you, Al Bundy!	Editorials	2/14/2004	(5)	8692
America The Brutal	Editorials	7/11/2005	(12)	7621
America turning into one huge prison	US News	11/13/2004	(1)	5848
America's original dollar menu	Food	3/5/2004	(7)	9316
American Idol Darlin' Kellie Pickler Refutes Luanne Platter Resemblance	Entertainment	4/4/2006	(6)	27357
American Idol Heavily Edited, Pickled Paula Abdul To Blame	Entertainment	1/16/2007	(21)	9874
American Idol Hopeful Taylor Hicks Accused Of Dancing Just Like A Honky	Entertainment	3/8/2006	(40)	16711
American Idol Shocker: Sour Simon Cowell Calls It Quits, Castro Named Pinch Primper	Business	3/30/2006	(0)	6429
American Idol William Hung goes Bang crazy!	Entertainment	2/26/2004	(4)	7353
American Idol: Beating On America's Masochistic Belt	Entertainment	1/23/2007	(0)	4163
Amish family overlooks blackout	Religion	8/25/2003	(8)	6838
Amish pray for rain, God complies	Religion	8/28/2004	(0)	6094
Amish Website Plans Nixed By Lack of Electricity	Business	10/26/2005	(2)	6284
Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft?	Entertainment	7/27/2003	(5)	7143
Angry Jesus Punishes Local Man For Being A Dick	World News	8/13/2009	(0)	3554
Angry Local Man Wants To Burn Down The Whole Fucking Internet	US News	1/12/2008	(0)	4461
Angry White Girl Hisses At Local Business Drug Testing Policy	Business	3/6/2007	(1)	6598
Announcing PCOmelet.com	Site News	11/5/2005	(0)	5986
Annual San Francisco Straight Parade Draws Record 26 Spectators	US News	7/1/2007	(0)	7833
Apple Computer Celebrates Firing 1,000,000th Employee	Tech	12/28/2010	(0)	17916
Are You A Hans Moleman?	Feature	12/1/2004	(6)	9520
Area Boss Close To Getting Ass Kicked Over Misuse Of Term 'Multitasking'	Business	12/12/2007	(0)	5033
Area Liberal Girl Simply Can't Admit Global Warming Isn't True, Even If It Isn't	World News	7/25/2009	(2)	4968
Area Musician Boasts of Arpeggiated Farts, A Flat suspended 7th Burps	Entertainment	8/7/2008	(0)	3824
Area Woman Fears Reputation As Bee Magnet	US News	5/1/2005	(10)	13831
Arkansas cop accused of being taser happy	Law	8/18/2004	(0)	7239
Artichoke Named Most Irritating Vegetable	Food	10/8/2005	(5)	17538
Astronomer: Universe Askew Because Eminem Won't Stop Acting Black	Entertainment	9/6/2010	(14)	22328
Barack Obama and the Poison Mushroom	Politics	1/23/2009	(0)	3268
Barack Obama First Order of Business: Dump Tired Black Wife For Some Smokin' Hot White Ass	Politics	11/8/2008	(1)	4035
Barack Obama Urges America To Look To The Cookie	Politics	5/6/2007	(7)	5052
Barack Obama Victory Fallout: Raise Voting Age to 25?	Politics	12/27/2008	(9)	13208
Barack Obama, American Taliban	Politics	7/27/2007	(4)	6798
Barack Obama: America's First 'Special Needs' President	Politics	7/3/2009	(0)	3265
Barack Obama: An Uncle Tom President?	Politics	6/5/2008	(1)	4849
Barack Obama: I am NOT a Shemale	Politics	2/20/2008	(0)	4855
Barack Obama: My Name Is NOT Barack Osama	Politics	2/11/2007	(0)	5749
Barry Bonds Sets New Steroid User Home Run Record	Sports	8/8/2007	(0)	4748
Batmobile Wins Daytona 500, No One Cares Or Even Notices	Sports	3/9/2005	(0)	7329
Battle of the TV judges part 1	Entertainment	8/3/2004	(0)	6496
Beach Boys Song 'Little Deuce Coupe' Explained	Feature	5/13/2006	(25)	36291
bEAM mE uP sCOTTY!	Editorials	3/28/2004	(3)	7199
Beer and Darvocets Rumor Plauge Pie Eyed Paula Abdul	Entertainment	5/2/2008	(0)	4800
Beer And Darvocets Rumor Plauge Pie-Eyed American Idol Judge Paula Abdul	Entertainment	1/13/2007	(2)	5052
Beer And Darvocets Rumor Plauge Pie-Eyed American Idol Judge Paula Abdul	Entertainment	3/1/2006	(6)	10930
Befuddled MoveOn.org Member Admits He Really Isn't Sure What He's Supposed To Be Moving On To	US News	3/11/2007	(0)	7453
Befuddled MoveOn.org Member Admits He Really Isn't Sure What He's Supposed To Be Moving On To	Politics	9/23/2007	(0)	4558
Beleaguered NASA Officials Draw Line At Russian ISS Plans For Vodka And Space Hookers	Space	6/1/2006	(0)	5747
Beverage Store Employee Tries To Give A Flying Damp Crap About What Kind Of Wine You Want To Buy	US News	12/5/2006	(0)	5962
Beyond Minnie Me	Editorials	6/25/2004	(0)	7941
Big Huge Muscle Guy Pretty Much Scaring The Hell Out Of Everyone He Bumps Into	Health	6/10/2006	(0)	10399
Big Lotto Win Guts Local Chicken Plant Staff	US News	12/22/2005	(0)	5530
Big Screen TV's, 'COPS' TV Show Make For A Deadly Mix	Entertainment	12/2/2005	(0)	6145
Bill Clinton : I Can Bend In Half and Blow Myself	Politics	9/27/2009	(6)	9282
Bill Gates grows tail	Editorials	9/27/2003	(2)	7398
Billboard's Top Twenty restuarant review	Editorials	12/12/2003	(5)	7657
Blame it on the Caveman	Editorials	6/18/2004	(1)	5788
Blazing Hot Habaneros Haunt Local Household	Food	1/2/2007	(0)	6409
Bomb Sniffing Dog Detects Explosives Up Partner Pooch's Butt, Thousands Panic	US News	2/3/2007	(0)	6812
Boy Lets Fly Walk On His Face, Creeps Everyone Out	World News	12/8/2004	(1)	5870
Britney Spears Song If U Seek Amy Much More Profane Than Previously Thought	Entertainment	2/1/2009	(12)	10126
Broke college grad attempts roller coaster record	US News	7/7/2004	(0)	5986
Burger King Manager Laments Loss Of 'The Perfect Employee'	Food	8/30/2005	(0)	6641
Bush Admits Pulling A 'James T Kirk' With Saddam Hussein	Politics	2/4/2005	(0)	8654
Bush Appoints House M.D. To Surgeon General Post	Politics	11/5/2005	(0)	7393
Bush Appoints Sumo Dad to Cabinet	Politics	3/22/2005	(0)	7044
Bush Playing Jumanji With Al-Qaeda	US News	7/5/2005	(5)	10703
Bush-Era Judges Revert To White Wigs, Speaking Middle English	Law	12/13/2004	(0)	8021
Bushy Tailed Freaks: When Squirrels Attack!!	Health	4/14/2006	(0)	17274
Call Center Employee Laughs Off Zacarias Moussaoui Supermax Sentence	Business	5/4/2006	(3)	15745
Candid Interview With A Real-Life Cable Guy	Entertainment	10/24/2005	(2)	10318
Canned MySpace Party Pics Becoming National Fad	World News	5/22/2008	(0)	4760
Cantakerous Tech Support Guy Actually Answers Question Without Usual Sarcasm	Tech	7/8/2006	(1)	6686
Career Radio Shack Employee Writes Memoirs	Tech	11/1/2004	(4)	9742
Cheap Chinese Razors Lacerate Leggy Local Gal	Health	12/27/2006	(0)	7375
Cheapskate C.E.O. Of Smthop.com Reveals Writer Outsourcing Plan	Site News	1/2/2005	(4)	8210
Chevy Cavalier named top deer hunter choice	Sports	11/16/2004	(0)	6457
Chick With Apple Shaped Ass Fends Off Latest Wave Of Illicit Gropes And Grabs	US News	1/3/2007	(0)	11218
Chick With Huge Tits Wows Local Workplace	Business	6/9/2006	(6)	97332
Chick With Huge Tits Wows Local Workplace	Business	9/26/2008	(0)	14154
Child's Play Chucky Slated To Join Bratz Doll Spring Selection	Business	12/30/2006	(4)	7764
Christmas Aftermath News Briefs	US News	12/26/2004	(0)	4604
Chuck Yeager Driving School	Editorials	10/4/2003	(5)	8940
Civil War Reenactor Pissed That He hasn't Had A Chance To Really Kill Somebody	US News	7/25/2009	(2)	3416
Clandestine FBI Google Tap Yields Somewhat Embarrassing Results	Business	1/19/2006	(0)	12277
Clay Aiken Gored In Pamplona Bull Run	World News	7/9/2007	(4)	7540
Clay Aiken Tops List That Truly Straight Guys Would Like To Kick The Crap Out Of	US News	6/13/2009	(23)	4441
Cold Weather Snap Makes Global Warming Liberal Girl Cry	US News	1/9/2010	(4)	24235
Colin Powell: Master Jeep mechanic	Politics	5/22/2003	(0)	5446
Collector drinks limited edition pop, ponders next buy	Food	9/22/2004	(0)	5692
Colonel Colt made all men...Conservatives?	Editorials	7/3/2004	(2)	6398
Confessions of a Lobster Killer	US News	1/10/2009	(0)	3031
Confused Local Man Calls Neighbors's Dog A Dick	US News	1/7/2006	(4)	6868
Confused Moth Mistakes Al Gore's Head For A Big Giant Light Bulb	Politics	6/8/2006	(0)	6329
Congress mulls Terrorism Tax	Politics	5/30/2003	(4)	6000
COPS lighting and sound	Editorials	11/18/2003	(0)	5133
Copyright cases plague legal system	Law	9/13/2003	(6)	5676
Cornish Hen Named Most Annoying Poultry	Food	7/9/2008	(0)	15732
Coroner: Michael Jackson's Body Doesn't Need Embalming	Entertainment	6/27/2009	(10)	13572
Cranial Nail Transforms Socially Apathetic Michigan Man Into Blathering Political Mouthpiece	US News	7/1/2007	(0)	4240
Crappy Tasting Toothpaste Must Be Good Because It's German	Business	9/10/2006	(0)	5153
Crazed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Goes To Syria	Politics	4/5/2007	(8)	7355
Crazed Toddler Womps Playmate, To Be Tried As Adult	US News	11/7/2006	(0)	4641
Critical typo found in Clinton book	Politics	6/22/2004	(0)	7178
Culinary Coincidences: Savory Staples Discovered Quite Serendipitously	Food	8/25/2006	(0)	5840
D.C. Man taking advantage of forlorn liberal women	Politics	11/3/2004	(0)	6668
Dad bans 129 Music Styles From Home Computer	Entertainment	7/17/2004	(0)	5998
Daryl Hannah Hugs Tree, Gets Arrested	Entertainment	6/14/2006	(0)	5355
Dazzled California Man Suddenly Realizes Life Is An Artificial Contsruct	Religion	10/15/2005	(0)	5408
Death By Blog	Business	2/12/2005	(5)	10159
Dell Computers Ponders 'PC's For The Homeless' Marketing Strategy	Business	12/31/2005	(3)	18758
Democratic Party nominates Slack Jawed Yokel	Politics	2/6/2004	(4)	7097
Department Of Labor Determines That Majority Of Labor Is Not Spent Laboring	Business	9/23/2006	(0)	5263
Diary Of A Farker	Editorials	1/12/2005	(22)	9383
Dick Gephardt calls Bush Big Dumb Poopy Head	Politics	1/17/2004	(3)	6399
Did A Poorly Administered Opiate Addiction Treatment Kill Anna Nicole Smith?	Entertainment	2/13/2007	(11)	6470
Did American television drive Saddam to surrender?	Editorials	12/18/2003	(2)	7225
Differences split small Ohio Town	Editorials	10/25/2003	(5)	7358
Digging In The Digital Dirt	Business	10/17/2005	(0)	10805
Dippy Psychology 101 Student Analyzing Everyone In Sight	Education	2/27/2005	(1)	7015
Disgraced Idaho Senator Larry Craig Toilet Tryst Reveals He's A Democrat After All	Politics	9/2/2007	(0)	5162
Disney now requiring background checks for mascots	Law	9/17/2004	(0)	6705
Divorced Michigan Man Watches Paint Dry, Actually Enjoys It	US News	6/6/2007	(0)	4597
Dizzy Illinois Girl Thinks Car Radio Mystically Sends Her Messages	US News	8/11/2005	(1)	5704
Dizzy Liberal Chick thinks Reading Glasses give her an Implied Air of Authority	US News	5/14/2008	(0)	6218
Dizzy Maury Show Guest Finally Wakes Up And Realizes She Was A Guest On The Maury Show	Entertainment	9/23/2005	(0)	9709
Do you have Spidey Sense? part 1	Feature	7/4/2004	(0)	7253
Do you have Spidey Sense? part 2	Feature	7/12/2004	(0)	7438
Does Nancy Pelosi Require Psychiatric Evaluation?	Politics	11/7/2007	(0)	14355
Don Imus Nappy Headed Ho's Remark Offends Nappy Headed Ho's Everywhere	Entertainment	4/10/2007	(4)	16544
Dozens Of Gay Elephants Prepare To Wed In California	US News	6/16/2008	(0)	3785
Drunken Dog Goes On Neighborhood Rampage	US News	2/7/2005	(11)	61135
Dubuque Woman Witlessly Ogles Frozen Piece Of Plunging Airplane Pee, Experts Perplexed	US News	7/29/2007	(0)	8718
DUI ‘Party Plates’ Becoming National Fad	Business	10/20/2010	(0)	18345
Dumbass Kid Plays Anakin Skywalker, Gets Head Stuck In Chair	Education	5/23/2005	(1)	13989
E-Bay Ponders 'Jesus's Face In A Block Of Wood' Catagory	Religion	1/19/2005	(9)	8938
Early Morning Gourmet Coffee Conversation Entices Normally Flavorless Wisconsin Office Staff	Business	7/21/2008	(1)	3597
Einstein's Brain Found At Wisconsin Garage Sale	World News	12/15/2004	(3)	11953
Eminent Physicist: 'Gorillaz' Noodle Could Not Have Survived Fiery Lighthouse Crash	Entertainment	8/2/2009	(15)	8017
Employer urges staff to flush toilets, most comply	US News	8/24/2004	(0)	4043
Environmentalist: Squirrels, pigeons not on endangered species list	US News	11/7/2004	(1)	4156
ER Nurse Uses Inappropriate Bedside Manner On Gang Shooting Victim	Health	11/27/2004	(1)	8589
Ever Wonder What Tourette Syndrome Is Really Like?	Health	7/18/2006	(2)	5417
Exclusive interview with Dr. Germ	Editorials	5/15/2003	(2)	7171
Exclusive Interview With The Liberal Grocer	Business	11/17/2007	(0)	4679
Exclusive Interview With The Liberal Grocer: September, 2009 Repost	Politics	9/25/2009	(0)	7978
Exclusive Nude Britney Spears Doll Revealed To Be Cheap Chinese Made Clothless Barbie	Entertainment	1/30/2006	(12)	9047
Exotic Erotic Imagery Taints Local Couples Asian Culinary Expedition	Food	12/2/2006	(1)	8194
Famed Archaeololgist: Ancient Egyptians Had Really Nice Asses	World News	2/3/2005	(0)	7642
Famous M.D.: Fergie Has Brain Worms From Eating Undercooked Pork	Entertainment	11/28/2008	(0)	6118
Famous Technology That Ain't	Tech	3/20/2005	(3)	14986
Fantasia!	Entertainment	5/21/2004	(0)	4811
Fat Man Affects Earth's Wobble, Geophysicists Panic	Space	4/7/2005	(0)	6822
Fat woman percieves herself as thin, keeps eating	Health	8/26/2004	(6)	11315
Female Executive Shows Signs Of Developing A Scrotum	Business	3/13/2005	(0)	8574
Feminist admits getting offended by basically everything	Editorials	10/22/2004	(6)	6057
Fermented Mares Milk Tops List Of Least Thirst Quenching Beverages	Food	7/11/2006	(5)	7804
First Lesbian Experience Leaves Local Gal Just Brimming Over With Empowerment	US News	7/7/2007	(0)	14388
Five Things You Should Never Do With Your Quran	Religeon	9/18/2010	(2)	22601
Flat Chested Gals Named Top Sunbathing Scourge	Sports	7/27/2006	(2)	10747
Foibles of Faketown	Health	3/31/2004	(0)	8685
Foods that historical soldiers ate	Food	9/14/2004	(6)	11106
Foot Locker employee reprimanded for being too stanky	Editorials	9/29/2004	(2)	7877
Foot Locker Employee Reprimanded For Being Too Stanky	Business	10/14/2008	(0)	8566
Forlorn Janitor Sadly Realizes No One Notices, Let Alone Pays Attention To Him	US News	6/26/2006	(2)	8256
Fox 'Trading Spouses' reveals most people are assholes	Entertainment	8/11/2004	(0)	6276
Fox announces American Anti-Idol	Entertainment	4/14/2004	(1)	4357
FOX Network Says Screw It, Decides To Start Airing XXX Adult Material	Entertainment	7/13/2008	(0)	4778
Frankie Muniz Grows Up, Turns Into Teenage Frankenstein	Entertainment	2/13/2005	(0)	9148
Friday Mailbag-Contest Edition	Site News	7/15/2005	(0)	7455
Frontier House?	Entertainment	5/13/2004	(3)	20404
Fusilli Named Top Pasta In 2004	Business	5/26/2005	(0)	7963
Geek Squad Tech With Baby Hands Freaks Out Customers, Co-Workers	Tech	3/9/2008	(0)	4430
Gene Simmons Announces Presidential Bid	Politics	11/4/2003	(5)	7903
Gentlemen Prefer...Comics?	Entertainment	6/25/2006	(0)	6071
Gentlemen, start your engines!	Editorials	6/14/2004	(0)	6465
Gibson Acoustic-Electric Guitar Sets New Pawn Shop Resale Record	Entertainment	11/26/2005	(0)	8531
Girl Who Didn't Want Her Picture Taken Gets It Taken Anyway	US News	10/24/2010	(0)	18490
Girl With Huge Tits Sues Boss For Staring At Her Huge Tits	Law	12/19/2009	(2)	12379
Golfer has nose job, loses edge	Sports	7/21/2003	(0)	5861
GOP Nominates Hank Hill as Presidential Candidate	Politics	5/28/2003	(5)	9578
Great Mulder And Scully Mysteries Part 1 : The Missing Sock Conundrum	Feature	4/5/2006	(1)	7235
Group Photos With Big-Ass Machine Gun Becoming National Fad	US News	1/10/2006	(0)	9012
Guy With Big Giant Head Laments Lifetime Of Presumed Super Brilliance	US News	6/30/2008	(0)	3326
Guy With Big Giant Head Laments Lifetime Of Presumed Super Brilliance	Business	2/7/2007	(0)	5552
Guy With Really Crappy Credit Laughs Off Identity Theft Attempt	Business	8/13/2008	(0)	4024
Guy With Stanky Breath Finally Goes To Dentist, Starts Getting Dates	Health	1/26/2005	(0)	6572
Hank Hill selects running mate	Politics	6/27/2003	(2)	8722
Hapless George W. Bush Declared An Unwitting Metaphor	Politics	3/31/2005	(1)	8499
Hapless Hitch Hiker Laments End Of The Free Ride era	US News	10/18/2006	(0)	4029
Happy 1/2 New Year!	Editorials	7/1/2004	(6)	8451
Hard Lessons Learned From The War In Iraq	World News	5/4/2007	(7)	4339
Harley-Davidson to build Mars rover	Space	2/1/2004	(1)	5812
Harshly Worded Saturday Morning Meeting Briefly Motivates Normally Torpid Sales Staff	Business	8/21/2006	(0)	4921
Have a happy Memorial day?	Editorials	6/3/2004	(3)	6998
HELP!!! MY CAPS LOCK GOT STUCK!!! YARGHH!!!	Feature	11/29/2006	(1)	7539
High School Adds 'Street Smarts 101' To Curriculum	Education	2/6/2005	(0)	24282
High-tech gag gifts	Tech	4/11/2004	(0)	30589
Hollywood's Latest Cultural Goat: The Redneck?	Entertainment	3/8/2007	(10)	8435
Homeless man charged with cruelty to animals	Law	8/24/2004	(0)	5387
Honey Baked Ham Changes Name To Honey Baked Listeria	Business	11/26/2006	(0)	5736
Hooters Girl Sues For Being Treated Like A Girl Who Works At Hooters	Law	11/24/2004	(5)	18863
Hot or Not: Fergie	Entertainment	4/20/2008	(2)	405090
Hovel Dweller Laments Lifetime Of Decisive Indecisiveness	US News	10/29/2006	(0)	4264
Huge Dent In Al-Zawahiri's Forehead Pretty Much Overshadows Latest Death And Damnation Video	World News	7/4/2007	(1)	9134
Huge Dent In Al-Zawahri's Forehead Pretty Much Overshadows Latest Death And Damnation Video	Religion	9/2/2006	(0)	6478
Huge Zit Tanks Otherwise Perfect Job Interview	Business	7/2/2006	(0)	5718
Husband-wife cops arrest each other	Law	6/20/2004	(0)	5375
I picked the wrong election to quit drinking	Politics	2/9/2004	(2)	7402
I want to be like Neo	Editorials	5/9/2004	(3)	5320
I, Godhammer	Religion	4/17/2005	(2)	5579
I-I'm Having Chest Pains!!	Health	4/23/2005	(0)	6538
Idiot Dog Clomps 3 Tennis Balls, Sets New Canine Record	Sports	2/23/2005	(0)	7591
If Stan Lee had only...	Editorials	6/18/2003	(1)	6692
If the worst can happen... It probably will	Editorials	7/10/2003	(3)	5227
Individually Wrapped Sliced Cheese Named Top Overlooked Mundane Invention	Food	7/25/2006	(0)	5309
Intrusive Job Screening Pretty Much Snuffs Enthusiasm Out Of Local Man	Business	7/11/2006	(1)	6245
Iranians Elect Scarface To Presidential Seat	Politics	7/10/2005	(0)	7551
Iraqi man displays theological indifference	World News	9/5/2004	(0)	5798
Iron Man's Secret Power Source Revealed	Entertainment	12/30/2004	(0)	16139
Iron Man's Secret Power Source Revealed	Entertainment	5/4/2008	(0)	15117
Is a real Stargate SG-1 possible?	Tech	3/8/2004	(5)	14095
Is America Truly Willing To Experiment With Barack Obama?	Politics	12/6/2007	(2)	4200
Is American Idol Taylor Hicks The Next Elvis?	Entertainment	5/25/2006	(3)	4839
Is Liberal Yahoo News An Anti-American Information Source?	US News	2/3/2007	(14)	6126
Is Nancy Pelosi Catalyzing a New Sino-American War?	Politics	3/23/2008	(0)	3823
Italian Beverage-Deli Store Owner Punks Student Employees For Using Big Words	Business	3/10/2005	(0)	7356
Italian guy gets punked on his homepage, vendetta ensues	Editorials	9/3/2004	(0)	6813
Italian Kid Makes It Clear He Really Doesn’t Like Italian Food	Food	11/16/2010	(1)	17633
Jackass High School Kid Brickheadedly Screws Up Shop Project	Education	6/14/2005	(2)	6602
Jaded House Frau Goes To Strip Club, Turns Into Mad Woman	US News	1/18/2005	(2)	12420
James Earl Jones Autobiography Shocker: I Am Not Darth	Entertainment	5/11/2005	(0)	5870
Japanese Scientists Proclaim Giant Squid Created Man, Universe	Religion	8/1/2006	(3)	7673
Jesse Davis Murder Highlights Perils Of Interracial Relationships	US News	6/24/2007	(27)	8509
Jocks Drive Freaks and Goths From Small Midwestern Library	Education	10/10/2006	(1)	15948
John Barleycorn Must Die!	Editorials	2/7/2004	(6)	17863
John Kerry using word "kill" in election campaign	Politics	10/28/2004	(0)	6880
John Madden announces the Cowturducken	Sports	11/20/2004	(0)	6293
Josh Groban Finally Enters Puberty, Millions Of Adoring Fans Alarmed	Entertainment	12/23/2006	(2)	7326
Judge Hatchett: dumb justice for a dumb generation	Entertainment	5/4/2004	(12)	6130
Justin Bieber Allegation Shocker: I am NOT a Teen Lesbian!	Entertainment	7/18/2010	(8)	13730
KFC Reinstalls Formally Taboo Word 'Fried' Into Modern Extra Crispy Advertising	Business	11/15/2006	(0)	7852
King Kong Remake Demonstrates Special Effects Can Breath New Life Into Any Stale Old Premise	Entertainment	10/21/2006	(0)	4581
Large Bulbous Vein On Bosses Forehead Leads To Hilarious Nicknames	Business	7/3/2006	(1)	6937
Late Night Snack Merges Dangerously Close With Early Morning Breakfast	Food	10/31/2005	(0)	5917
Latest Weapons Technology Makes Nintendo Wii, Sony PS3 Most Fought Over Video Games Of 2006	Business	11/21/2006	(0)	5672
Latin Americans Protest Bush Visit, Clean Water, Paved Roads, Medical Care, Everything Else American	World News	3/14/2007	(0)	4103
Learn How To Talk Just Like Charlton Heston	Entertainment	4/6/2008	(3)	4156
Learn How To Talk Just Like Charlton Heston	Education	12/28/2005	(0)	9536
Lesser seen bobble head dolls	Editorials	3/2/2004	(2)	7153
Liberal Douche Bag of the Week: Sonia Sotomayor and Barack Obama	Politics	5/29/2009	(0)	4085
Life in the 29th Dimension	Editorials	5/7/2004	(5)	5882
Little Jimmy goes to Canada	Editorials	3/11/2004	(1)	5266
Little Sister Gains Upper Hand In Family Judo Lessons	World News	3/12/2005	(0)	7620
Lobster Again?! Auughhh!	Food	6/23/2005	(6)	17815
Local Automated Traffic Camera Captures Image Of Man's Speeding Ass	US News	1/5/2007	(0)	9556
Local Band Mystified Over Mixed Reaction To Original Material	Entertainment	7/3/2006	(0)	4840
Local Boy Discovers That Money Spends Much Easier Than It Earns	US News	1/29/2005	(0)	7442
Local Coworker's Mutual Erotic Fantasies Sadly Fail To Connect	Business	8/19/2006	(0)	5660
Local Daschund Vainly Attempts To Fight Off Reputation As A Silly Little Weiner Dog	US News	12/12/2006	(0)	4017
Local Dog Smells Man's Balls, Detects Deadly Cancer	Health	10/6/2006	(0)	5733
Local Gal Gets Addicted To Oxycontin, Blames Hydrocodone Instead	Health	9/14/2006	(0)	16158
Local Girl Eats Marigold Petals, Turns Orange	Food	5/16/2006	(0)	19043
Local Girl Relies On STD Stats To Remind Her Not Getting Laid Isn’t So Bad	US News	3/27/2009	(2)	4173
Local Imam Sees Image Of Mohammed In Block Of Wood	Religion	2/1/2006	(2)	8002
Local Man Confirms Lunacy, Can't Wait For Hot Food To Cool	US News	11/23/2008	(3)	2659
Local Man Drinks Stacker 6 Hour Energy Drink, Pisses Most Out Later	Health	10/17/2010	(0)	14762
Local Man Gets Ass Kicked For Not Observing Earth Hour	US News	3/29/2008	(0)	4094
Local Man Mistakes Whirring Whiney Hard Drive Sounds For Asthma Attack	Tech	5/31/2008	(0)	3749
Local Man Reportedly Growing Used To Disappointment	US News	12/5/2005	(1)	5095
Local Man's Monthly Gasoline Costs Exceed Monthly Car Payment	US News	6/1/2006	(0)	6529
Local Sam's Club Promotes 28th Mini Manager Out Of Total Store Staff Of 52	Business	11/27/2006	(0)	6960
Local Viewer Confuses American Idol With America's Most Wanted	Entertainment	1/28/2006	(0)	9662
Local Viewer Confuses American Idol With America's Most Wanted	Entertainment	1/19/2007	(0)	4150
Local White Girl Listens To Hip Hop Music, Develops Puzzling Neurological Disorder	US News	8/3/2007	(0)	6550
Local Woman Accused of Kicking the Crap Out of Every Man in Sight	US News	8/5/2008	(0)	3204
Local Workplace Agonizes Over Last Piece Of Pepperoni Pizza	Business	1/31/2007	(0)	4396
Lockheed designes plane that doesn't fly	Tech	8/5/2003	(1)	5422
Lonely Canadian Man Marries Local Maple Tree	World News	6/12/2006	(3)	15938
Lonely Canadian Man Marries Local Maple Tree	World News	11/7/2010	(0)	26551
Mad Cows reported in Ft. Worth, 2 dead	Editorials	12/30/2003	(2)	6977
Male Stripper Kills 7 Women at Local Nursing Home	US News	5/22/2009	(0)	4939
Malingering Spiritual Malaise Spurs Demand For Even More Star Wars Sagas	Entertainment	11/23/2006	(1)	18739
Man admits saving E-mails for possible revenge	Tech	8/31/2004	(0)	7159
Man Declines Fried Chicken Dinner, Promptly Branded A Racist	Food	4/19/2006	(2)	10050
Man eats hot wings at bedtime, pays big price	Food	9/9/2004	(0)	6031
Man eats way too much tropical fruit, nearly dissolves	Food	8/26/2004	(0)	5571
Man grows sexually possessive of work computer, gets fired	Tech	11/18/2004	(0)	7890
Man leaves Antiques Roadshow partially dissapointed	US News	8/17/2004	(4)	7383
Man leaves dog out in rain, pays big price	Law	4/21/2004	(0)	5563
Man sneezes in library, public reaction seems confused	Editorials	6/5/2004	(0)	5368
Man Stranded On Desert Island Since 1980 Rescued, Remains Stranded Socially	World News	5/6/2005	(3)	14736
Man Writes Scathing Reseller Review Online, Feels Vindicated	Business	12/31/2004	(2)	6228
Mankind's greatest inventions	Tech	7/17/2004	(0)	8081
Many Americans Still Think They Elected Denzel Washington as President	Politics	6/11/2009	(0)	3118
Marijuana users condemn Atkins diet	Food	1/15/2004	(5)	10874
Marine biologist throws luncheon with mixed results	US News	9/9/2004	(0)	3871
Mars rover lost, NASA guilt ridden	Space	1/22/2004	(1)	7748
Mars rovers becoming territorial	Space	4/20/2004	(0)	7538
Mars scientists naming every pebble in sight	Space	2/12/2004	(4)	5572
Martha Stewart downplays prison, prison downplays Martha Stewart	US News	10/29/2004	(0)	4468
Martha Stewart Named New Lesbian Hero	US News	3/4/2005	(0)	6145
Michael Moore accepts Al-Jazeera gig	Entertainment	7/30/2004	(0)	5302
Michelle Obama's Mouth Named New Greenhouse Gas Champion	Politics	3/26/2008	(0)	4493
Michigan Woman Says 'Hugh Jackman' Multiple Times, Keeps Straight Face	Entertainment	6/17/2005	(0)	7898
Middle aged woman gets tattoo, looks for support	US News	8/29/2004	(1)	10461
Mixed (up) Media	Editorials	2/24/2004	(3)	5103
Mohammed Khalid Shaikh Creates Hair Care Club For Arab Men	Business	5/27/2005	(0)	10429
More Really Cool Cars	Tech	8/22/2005	(4)	26022
Most Observers a Little Shaky on Ragtag Libyan Rebels	World News	4/3/2011	(0)	26073
My big fat obnoxious candidate	Entertainment	2/14/2004	(3)	4917
My dad, the Pirate!	Editorials	3/10/2004	(0)	5333
My Mom, The Marsupial	Editorials	1/15/2006	(1)	6302
My Space Execs Ponder Changing Popular Site Name To www.ohjustgoaheadandmolestmydamnkidalready.com	Business	12/17/2006	(4)	4718
MySpace Chick Thanks God For Velcro Bra Straps	World News	1/9/2007	(3)	16787
MySpace Dude Thanks God For Chicks That Put Out	World News	1/9/2007	(0)	4422
Mysterious Blanket Of Frozen White Matter Smothers Northeast U.S., Millions Panic	US News	12/9/2006	(0)	4408
Nancy Pelosi Crosses Road, Almost Gets To The Other Side	Politics	11/17/2006	(0)	4688
NASA admits pulling a 'Scotty' with Mars Rovers	Space	8/7/2004	(1)	95232
NASA rover finds	Space	3/13/2004	(3)	7221
NASA selects Bubble Boy for Mars mission	Space	2/15/2004	(4)	7949
National Anthem In Spanish Dilemma Creates Nationwide Bandwagon Effect	Politics	5/1/2006	(0)	5661
Nestle Announces 5 More Pasty Tasting White Cracker Dough Crust Hot Pocket Flavors	Food	11/12/2010	(0)	43189
Nintendo Wii Player Punches The Living Crap Out Of Kid Brother, Blames Defective Controller Instead	Entertainment	12/10/2006	(7)	5981
Notable Absence Of Superman Alarms Mankind	US News	1/25/2006	(2)	6639
Obama Health Care Package Success Hinges That Nothing Bad Ever Happens To America Again	Politics	4/1/2010	(5)	8107
Obama Polls Surge Upwards as Obama Becomes More and More Conservative	Politics	1/24/2011	(0)	29629
Obama Stimulus Package Earmarks $1.6 Billion For Ailing Detroit Sports Teams	Sports	2/7/2009	(6)	21719
Obstinate Alabama Man With SDTV Vows: I Will Never Buy An HDTV	Entertainment	2/27/2007	(8)	6220
Of Guilt, Feinged Altruism And American Idol	Entertainment	4/25/2007	(0)	6114
Of ice and men	Editorials	5/8/2004	(0)	4891
Oh Gawd! NOT AGAIN!!	Entertainment	8/18/2004	(7)	4746
Ohio enacts tough new drunk driving laws	Law	9/1/2003	(12)	7357
Ohio man gets pissed over seatbelt law, becomes Libertarian	Politics	10/20/2004	(0)	6925
Ohio Origami Club Endures Latest Round Of Beatings	Entertainment	12/7/2004	(3)	23343
Ohio Woman Confesses To Being Pierogi Addict	US News	8/27/2005	(0)	6497
Ohio Workplace Endures Bitter Power Struggle	Business	1/29/2005	(0)	5898
Old computers never die...	Tech	3/14/2004	(9)	8059
One Minute Of Truth With A Fox TV Executive	US News	10/23/2005	(0)	5899
One Minute Of Truth With A Liberal	Politics	4/16/2005	(5)	9772
One Minute Of Truth With A Liberal Part 2	Editorials	6/20/2005	(22)	8448
One Minute Of Truth With A Liberal part 3	Politics	10/6/2005	(17)	8362
One Minute Of Truth With A Pseudoephedrine Manufacturer	Business	7/6/2005	(2)	7145
One Too Many MAS*H Reruns Finally Kill Local Man	Health	2/19/2006	(5)	9425
Osama, Salman Rushdie Found Hiding In Same Cave	World News	12/12/2004	(0)	5647
Over Enthusiastic McDonald's Fry Cook Watches Too Much Hell's Kitchen, Coworkers Blanched	Business	8/30/2007	(0)	15077
Overpopulated Japan to rid Island of Monsters	World News	8/4/2003	(2)	6267
Paris and Nicole get away with murder	Entertainment	7/17/2004	(0)	4625
Pass the papaya	Food	2/21/2004	(4)	7321
Pentagon Ponders Offering Free Xbox 360 To Sweeten Flagging Enlistments	Video Games	12/18/2005	(0)	6072
Pepsi Throwback Not a Throwback, They Just Stopped Screwing It Up	Business	5/23/2009	(3)	3297
Pick Your Prison	Editorials	11/21/2003	(3)	4876
Piss or get off the Message Board	Editorials	2/18/2004	(27)	34429
Plus Sized House Gals Named Top Suburban Scourge	US News	9/28/2005	(5)	8122
Poindexterous American Idol Wanna Bee Kevin Covais Describes Newly Identified 'Schmeetl Effect'	Entertainment	3/16/2006	(9)	16043
Pontius Povich	Entertainment	9/27/2004	(3)	12220
Pontius Povich : The Maury Povich Show Explained	Entertainment	4/28/2006	(0)	5364
Portly Pooch Flunks Diet, Perplexed Owner Passe	US News	1/23/2007	(0)	5610
Predatory realtor stumbles, loses money on deal	Business	8/17/2004	(2)	5637
President Obama School Children Speech Played Backwards Reveals Ominous Messages	Politics	9/7/2009	(4)	4861
Prison rioters throw fellow prisoners in prison	US News	11/13/2004	(0)	4519
Radio Control Aircraft Club Somberly Marks 100th Scale Model Crash	Sports	7/27/2006	(0)	7486
Radio Shack expands services as title bureau	Tech	6/16/2003	(3)	7386
Rampaging Giant Jesus Statue Comes To Life, Ravages Small Town	World News	11/7/2010	(2)	21543
Ratzenberger Named Pope Clavius I	Religion	4/22/2005	(0)	6096
Reality bytes!	Editorials	4/26/2004	(0)	4990
Really Cheesy Porn Music Named Top Killer Of Online Masturbation Fantasies	Business	11/7/2006	(0)	6408
Rising Gasoline Prises Cut Into Area Mans Beer Money	Business	12/11/2005	(0)	7175
Ronny And The Daytonas Song 'Little GTO' Explained	Feature	11/18/2006	(3)	9181
Ronny And The Daytonas Song 'Little GTO' Explained	Sports	6/17/2006	(3)	26883
Rubber ducks to hit land; Man finally selects career	Editorials	7/14/2003	(0)	5221
Rural Town Replaces Mailboxes With Pinjatas	Law	11/23/2004	(0)	12953
Russia retrieves NASA Sojourner rover	Space	2/16/2004	(6)	7173
Sassy Newbie Jogger Reportedly Pretty Goddamm Proud Of Himself	Sports	10/4/2006	(0)	4701
Saudi Man Risks Ass To Buy Red Roses	World News	2/13/2005	(3)	8333
Savory Steak Sandwich Nearly Kills Michigan Man	Food	9/8/2008	(0)	12644
Selected Shorts part 1	Feature	7/8/2004	(9)	4969
Selected Shorts part 2	Feature	7/11/2004	(0)	6130
Selected Shorts part 3	Feature	7/25/2004	(0)	7038
Senator John McCain uses more Star Wars references	Politics	9/2/2004	(3)	7205
Shocking DMV Photo Makes Nevada Man Look Like Al-Zarqawi	Law	3/6/2005	(3)	11063
Should The CIA Snuff Hugo Chavez?	Politics	12/2/2007	(7)	5886
Simon Cowell Fights Off Nagging Heterosexual Rumor	Entertainment	5/9/2006	(0)	6143
Simon Cowell rates Smooth Operator	Editorials	2/3/2004	(11)	8106
Single guy outlines bachelor man's diet	Food	9/4/2004	(0)	9392
Sir Simon Cowell the Irascible	Entertainment	3/28/2007	(0)	4080
Sir Simon the Irascible	Entertainment	6/17/2004	(0)	4292
Sluggard Boss Thanks God For MS Word Auto Correct	Business	1/8/2005	(2)	6763
Smooth Operator rates American Whisky	Editorials	7/14/2004	(2)	7140
Smooth Operator Turning Into A Giant Roll Of Life Savers	Site News	2/27/2005	(0)	14540
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week 1-02-07	Site News	1/2/2007	(0)	3977
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week 1-09-07	Site News	1/6/2007	(0)	6012
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week 1-15-2007	Entertainment	1/15/2007	(0)	13648
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week 1-22-2007	Entertainment	1/19/2007	(0)	3912
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week 12-28-06	Site News	12/28/2006	(0)	3779
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week, 1-29-2007	Entertainment	1/29/2007	(1)	4698
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week, 2-05-2007	Entertainment	2/4/2007	(0)	4016
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week, 2-11-2007	Feature	2/11/2007	(0)	4617
Smooth Operator's 80's Song Of The Week, 2-21-2007	Feature	2/21/2007	(0)	6211
Smthop.com In Crisis: We are Under Attack!	Site News	11/10/2004	(16)	7481
Smthop.com: Fighting the good fight for good fighters everywhere	Editorials	11/10/2004	(0)	5029
Sniglets Revisted	Entertainment	7/2/2005	(0)	7623
So What's The David Letterman Appeal All About?	Entertainment	12/4/2006	(2)	7091
So what's the fuss about hot saucing?	Editorials	8/24/2004	(0)	8353
So, What's The Psychology Behind American Idol?	Editorials	1/17/2007	(5)	6191
So, What's the Psychology Behind American Idol?	Entertainment	4/23/2008	(0)	4446
So, You Think Pot Is Natural, Huh?	Health	8/20/2006	(2)	10463
So, You Think The Beatles Sucked, Eh?	Entertainment	7/30/2006	(21)	11266
Some Almost Laughable Deaths	Feature	11/16/2005	(0)	10646
Some Entirely Plausible Star Wars Creative Influences	Entertainment	12/22/2006	(8)	10003
Some Interesting Google Search Engine Queries	Feature	4/8/2006	(0)	21307
Some Lesser Known Answers To Some Rarely Asked Questions	Feature	10/9/2005	(0)	9458
Some Moderately Disturbing Foods	Food	8/23/2006	(0)	6463
Some Occupational Injuries Of Olde	Education	10/20/2005	(0)	7566
Some Potentially Hilarious Grave Markers	Religion	3/20/2007	(0)	11457
Some Really Cool Aircraft	Tech	10/14/2005	(2)	23526
Some Really Cool Cars	Tech	7/24/2005	(20)	89441
Some Really Cool Fossil and Crystal Jewelry	Site News	5/17/2009	(0)	3588
Some Really Cool Moments In Sci-Fi Cinema History	Entertainment	11/2/2005	(0)	12438
Some Really Cool Scanning Electron Microscope Pics	Tech	8/24/2006	(0)	8091
Some really cool words	Editorials	6/10/2004	(9)	17416
Some Really Empty AOL Chat Rooms	Entertainment	5/15/2006	(4)	11365
Some Really Great 99 cent Recession Busting Beers	Business	8/27/2009	(4)	3720
Some Really Great American Tastes	Food	12/16/2006	(1)	5905
Some Really Great Dating Tips	Feature	5/3/2006	(8)	9426
Some Really Great Job Hunting Tips	Business	10/21/2006	(0)	6988
Some Really Great Life's Tips	Education	9/21/2006	(0)	9184
Some Really Great Places To Find Lesbians	Entertainment	10/25/2005	(3)	10025
Some Really Great Ways to Piss People off on the Internet	Tech	8/15/2008	(3)	7806
Some Really Whacky Sports	Sports	10/21/2005	(0)	7493
Sore-Losermans head to Canada, Canada somewhat reserved	Politics	11/7/2004	(0)	6150
Soundman!	Editorials	5/12/2004	(0)	7153
Source Of American Idol 'Voter Fraud' Revealed	Entertainment	5/11/2006	(23)	14186
Space Station Low On Food, Astronauts Wisely Decide To Diet	Space	12/9/2004	(0)	6786
Spam Extreme	Editorials	9/9/2003	(6)	5089
Spammer Finally Figures Out No One Is Reading His E-mails	US News	2/20/2005	(0)	4999
Sprucy Sign Fails To Ritz Up Crappy Condo	Business	5/8/2006	(2)	8244
Spurious Self-Diagnosis On 'Web MD' Drives Local Hypochondriac Into Mad Tizzy	Health	6/7/2006	(0)	6413
Stinky Lake Erie Driveby Spawns Accusatory Carpool Glances	US News	8/13/2006	(0)	8230
Strange Brews	Food	2/14/2005	(0)	8150
Strange Brews part 2	Food	4/6/2005	(0)	6681
Stray Tiger Woods drive clobbers boy, boy ecstatic	Sports	8/21/2004	(10)	7213
Study Shows Most People Who Call Others A-holes Are Usually A-holes Themselves	Education	12/25/2005	(0)	7037
Study: Overweight Rich People Think Their Fat Is More Valuable Than Yours	Health	12/31/2006	(1)	17331
Stupidly Placed Copy Of Gourmet Magazine Derails Workplace Weight Loss Attempt	Food	5/31/2006	(0)	5387
Subway Jared: America's ticking time bomb	Health	11/24/2003	(0)	7254
Summertime!	Editorials	6/27/2004	(0)	6818
Sumo Dad Goes To Iraq	World News	3/23/2005	(1)	5798
Sumo Dad Lays Down Law, Kids Wisely Comply	Sports	3/18/2005	(2)	18374
Sumo Dad Scores Big In Daytona, FLA!	US News	8/9/2005	(0)	5494
Survey: Nice Ass, Average Tits, Face, Works Best For Most Men	Feature	3/9/2008	(1)	13111
Survival of the fittest Automobile	Editorials	7/3/2003	(0)	4524
Sushi chef fantasizes he is Samurai	Editorials	2/2/2004	(6)	4932
TATU Plays It Straight, No-One Cares	Entertainment	12/21/2004	(1)	9765
Ted Nugent announces fast food chain	Food	4/19/2004	(2)	5955
Ted Nugent Plans To Clone, Kill, Wooly Mammoth	Sports	2/15/2005	(3)	7510
Television, Internet show signs of merging	Tech	2/4/2004	(6)	7129
Terrorist Dot Com	Business	2/20/2005	(8)	8284
Test Tube Earth	Editorials	12/4/2003	(4)	7528
That very special bond	Editorials	6/9/2004	(0)	4794
The 7 Strains Of Liberal	Politics	8/14/2006	(3)	7416
The Beer Questers	Feature	7/20/2004	(0)	8127
The Columbine High School Massacre Explained	Editorials	1/7/2007	(0)	4634
The Dangerous Illusion Of Reassuring Smells	Health	6/24/2005	(0)	8884
The Hooter that shook the World	Editorials	2/26/2004	(3)	5035
The Liberal Chick Speaks Out: OMG! The Olympics are Sooo Fucking Racist!!	Sports	8/20/2008	(0)	3058
The meaning of life in pictures	Picture	10/14/2004	(0)	2618
The Mystery Of The Chernobyl Reactor 'Shining Cloud'	Tech	5/5/2006	(7)	80630
The New Road Warriors	US News	11/18/2004	(2)	4400
The Origins Of Pornography	Feature	5/14/2006	(1)	14094
The Petered Power Of Pickled Perception	Feature	11/13/2006	(0)	5199
The Rich And The Lipless	Health	5/18/2006	(0)	8959
The silent asassins	Editorials	4/30/2004	(0)	9137
The Slug	Entertainment	4/23/2004	(0)	6379
The Smooth Operator spelling bee	Feature	8/26/2004	(5)	7047
The Tragic Lives Of Jilted American Idol Wanna Bees	Entertainment	3/25/2006	(6)	9556
The Virginia Tech Massacre Explained	US News	4/16/2007	(2)	6182
The World according to Lothar	World News	12/16/2003	(5)	6585
The World According To Lothar - Special Valentine's Day Edition	Feature	2/13/2007	(0)	4158
The World according to Lothar - Valentine's edition	Editorials	2/12/2004	(2)	5231
The World according to Lothar part II	World News	1/28/2004	(0)	4796
The World according to Lothar part IV	World News	3/4/2004	(4)	7024
The World according to Lothar part V	World News	3/19/2004	(0)	6347
The World according to Lothar part V	World News	7/21/2004	(0)	6435
The World according to Lothar, part VI	Editorials	10/31/2004	(0)	4744
The World According to Lothar, Special Valentine's Day Edition	US News	2/14/2009	(0)	2941
The World According To Lothar, Spooky Halloween Edition	Feature	10/31/2005	(0)	5106
The World According To Lothar, Spooky Halloween Edition	Feature	10/26/2006	(0)	6086
Things That Make You Go Arggghh!!!	Business	3/28/2005	(1)	11558
Things That Make You Go Arrrgh!!! part 2	Editorials	9/22/2005	(0)	8251
Things That Make You Go Ewwww!!	Feature	9/17/2005	(2)	17750
Things That Make You Go OMG!!	Feature	9/26/2005	(1)	20779
Thrive, Mein Fuhrer, thrive!!	Health	11/8/2004	(2)	6406
Ticker: Barack Obama Getting Blacker By The Minute	Politics	9/23/2007	(0)	4862
Ticker: Barack Obama, Marlboro Man	Politics	1/5/2008	(1)	14754
Ticker: Family Guy Creator Seth McFarlane To Whistle 'Star-Spangled Banner' Out Of His Asshole	Politics	1/1/2008	(0)	4363
Ticker: Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama Duel Takes on Air of Proper November Presidential Election	Politics	2/10/2008	(0)	3756
Ticker: News From Barack Obama's Hometown	Politics	2/13/2008	(0)	3792
Ticker: Senator John McCain Using More Star Wars References Again	Politics	1/26/2008	(0)	4836
Ticker: Should Barack Obama Recite The Lord's Prayer?	Religion	12/23/2007	(6)	4435
Ticker: What Color Is Barack Obama?	Politics	1/26/2008	(4)	8368
Titless Wonder Admits She Makes Life Miserable For Busty Chested Gals	US News	7/15/2007	(2)	11562
Tobacco Giant Ponders Firing Non-Smoking Employees	Business	1/14/2006	(0)	6195
Tony Hawk Lunar Skateboarding	Sports	6/3/2003	(2)	5750
Tony Hawk: Extreme BBQ	Food	7/9/2003	(2)	7314
Top University Names Tsunami 'Favorite Tool Of A Vengeful God' For 2005	Religion	1/1/2006	(0)	5517
Tornado reveals Kansas man is an idiot	US News	10/4/2004	(0)	3622
Troll Semantics: A Classification Of Internet Trolls	Tech	1/15/2006	(3)	12592
Trolling for Trolls	Editorials	11/19/2003	(16)	7589
Tyra Banks Show Proves Old Adage That Pretty Faces Should Be Seen And Not Heard	Entertainment	4/24/2006	(6)	10756
U.S. Gays flocking to Canada, Canadians worry about getting a reputation	World News	11/21/2004	(4)	8660
Unlikely terrorist plans foiled	US News	10/30/2004	(0)	4021
V. A. Creates Division For Paintball Veterans	Sports	11/2/2004	(0)	8008
Walmart Launches 'Walnet' Satellite Network, Stuns World	Business	4/15/2006	(0)	11955
War Nerves!	US News	6/30/2005	(0)	5774
We Ask, America Answers! Part 1: Who, Or What, Is An Al Gore?	US News	8/1/2009	(0)	3369
What Color is Barack Obama?	Politics	11/1/2008	(0)	2966
What if everyone in China jumped off a chair?	World News	4/19/2004	(2)	8399
What is The Functionating Click?	US News	11/27/2008	(0)	2587
What would Al Bundy say?	Editorials	4/13/2004	(5)	10062
What Would Aliens Say About The Human Race?	Space	2/24/2008	(1)	4888
What would Jerry Seinfeld say?	Editorials	4/17/2004	(0)	5198
What would Sam Kinison say? part 1	Editorials	3/20/2004	(17)	71962
What would Sam Kinison say? part 2	Editorials	3/23/2004	(3)	7239
What Would Sam Kinison say? part 3	Editorials	4/15/2004	(0)	5271
What would Winston Churchill say?	Editorials	4/10/2004	(1)	8882
What's in a name, part 2	Editorials	6/23/2004	(0)	6938
What's in a name? part 1	Editorials	6/12/2004	(0)	5044
White Guy Tries To Play Sitar, Screws It Up Royally	Entertainment	2/25/2005	(0)	5942
Who Kidnapped Spongebob Squarepants?	Editorials	12/4/2004	(5)	29855
Who Killed Good Ol' Charlie Brown?	Entertainment	12/18/2004	(8)	10578
Who sez you can't take it with you?	Religion	2/7/2005	(0)	11421
Who would the Yankees be without baseball?	Picture	10/18/2004	(1)	2697
Why do salted slugs melt?	Editorials	5/10/2004	(0)	16681
Wife looks up husband's credit rating on Web, wants divorce	Editorials	11/15/2004	(0)	7301
Will A Barack Obama Victory Embolden Terrorism?	US News	7/3/2007	(0)	5352
Will a Vote for Barack Obama Ruin your Marriage?	Politics	8/29/2008	(0)	3128
Will Satellite Radio Destroy Howard Stern?	Entertainment	12/10/2004	(0)	7568
Will The Benazir Bhutto Assassination Destroy Barack Obama?	Politics	12/27/2007	(6)	4049
Window Kitty Rules Roost With Iron Paw	Feature	7/2/2006	(0)	5776
Wisconsin Divorced Men's Club Organizes First Ever Cat-Olympics	Sports	7/18/2005	(8)	11920
Woman confuses 'hydrocarbons' with 'carbohydrates'	Editorials	7/3/2004	(0)	5252
Woman kicking crap out of every man in sight	Law	8/1/2004	(0)	6323
Woman Laments Lifetime with Double Entendre British Name	World News	11/20/2004	(0)	7690
Woman Watches Infomercial, Actually Buys Into It	Business	1/6/2005	(2)	7284
Workplace Stairwell Nicknamed Gasoline Alley	Business	6/10/2005	(0)	5491
World Record Pillow Fight Attempt Disintegrates Into Raging Slug Fest	Sports	4/4/2005	(0)	7287
World's Ugliest Dog Dies, Thousands Of Norway, Michigan Women Flock To Claim Title	US News	2/28/2007	(2)	4884
Worlds Fattest Man Mystery Shocker: How in Hell Does This Guy Take a Crap?!	World News	10/31/2008	(4)	11086
Writer Files FCC Complaint Against FOX TV Series 'Family Guy'	Site News	8/30/2006	(37)	7076
WRL Standings, News	Feature	8/29/2004	(5)	7632
Yahoo Message Boards Crash, Millions Displaced	Business	8/26/2006	(5)	8298
Yankees 2103 part 1	Feature	6/13/2003	(2)	5286
Yankees 2103 part 2	Feature	7/1/2003	(1)	6606
Yankees 2103 part 3	Feature	7/16/2003	(2)	6759
Yankees 2103 part 4	Feature	8/17/2003	(5)	6914
Yankees 2103 part 5	Feature	10/13/2003	(2)	4777
Yankees 2103 part 6	Feature	11/25/2003	(1)	6738
Yankees 2103 part 7	Feature	2/27/2004	(2)	6454
Yankees 2103 part 8 -interlude-	Feature	6/20/2004	(0)	5413
Yankees 2103 part 9	Feature	5/11/2008	(0)	3242
Yankees using Flubber filled bats	Sports	6/9/2003	(0)	5725
Yankees win, tremor felt in Force	Sports	10/10/2004	(0)	4970
Yazoo City Carnie Laughs Off Notion Of Background Check	Business	12/25/2006	(0)	6547
YouTube Mulls Fines For Idiot Posters	Business	9/1/2008	(0)	4106